h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let's all go to the hop.
Let's all go to the shop.
Let's all dine at nine.
Let's all drink fine wine.
Let's all sup from a cup.
Let's all cheer up a pup.

Great!

Feels like friday now, jump n jivin!
I was feeling so down, jump n jivin!
This grey days turned to gold, jump n jivin!
Now i don't feel so old, jump n jivin! Yeah!

Thanks TT!

Put the smile back on me face, so you did!

*some of this stuff is getting too good to be bad*

>>
...sway our shoulders as we surf the net
bop with our eybrows
cha-cha our nostrils like we just don't care
foxtrot to the kettle
smooch a steaming cup...
<<


Or is it just
that we trust
and therefore must
be shushed
before the cussed
professors of dust
blow up a gust
of must-read lust
for the poor students
of tomorrow


~jwf~

ah

tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
what yonder breaking dawn heralds yesterday's charm?
tomorrow
yea tomorrow






we never get to tomorrow

Me thinkest mightest we need a new thread for

Fractured Shakespeare!!!

where should it go and who wants to start it?

Please don't go!
Your journey can start anywhere -
why not here?
Now pray tell me:
What is Shakespeare?
How should we fracture so?

Go start your thread!
For i'll not carry voles!!
Spose if i did
I'd be a 'voleier'?!


My Shakespeare is alas limited,
but it would be a nice way to learn some famous speeches
or even maybe the many undersung witty line
thats hid among the tea
which surrounds the delicate china tableware


Good idea!

Yeah, let's keep it here
near and dear
for, I fear, elsewhere
t'would be but a sounding brass
signifying nothing
that an ass don't know



good huh

There are may small islands here where only verse is spoke
If you rummage round my convo list you'll see where last i spoke
Don't leave us to never-more return
But, feel free when your ready, to start an island of your own

Thank you myk6629129AKALoftskywalker

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
dancing when wearing only one sock.
Singing of the most memorable times
of getting cards with sentimental rhymes.
Inspiring me to glance up at the ceiling
when covered in candied orange peeling.

I love all your poems myk6629129AKALoftskywalker, Clare and JWF

Once more to the breach old friends
To battle through the throng
This time no retreat my friends
I know where to aim my sword
The bright lights twinkle all around
I advance safe behind my shield
I know what presents i have left to buy
I don't need your help or spiel

Rocking around the Christmas tree
at the village Christmas party.
Being chased by a wailing banshee
and a giant bottle of chablis.

"Alas poor Yorik, i knew him well!"
I wish i knew my Hamlet from my armpit
For "Alas i knows not, wot comes b4 or l8err"
Err! Ahhh! HaHahh! AhEr! Err! Umm! Hmmm!

Arrr - talk like a pirate
Oww - sting like a bee
And whilst we prate
We celebrate
and drink our tea

cowsay moo, my lovely, moo!

I say! Thats a jolly nice jumper! What colourful stripey bits!

"You may": She said,then we danced all day!!

Let us pray: "Father, please send me your blessings this year by delivering my bike, no matter that it has been 12 years past since i wrote you a letter asking for it, i know you do be very very busy this time of year Mr Christmas, and can i have a red one please?

Lets play! Arrrr! A-Haaaarrr-rrhhh Pirates.

Christmas
was
great
this year. We celebrate
ed food and fun
and everyone
is now done,

even the turkey.
Oh wait, we had roast beef this year!
(not deer)
And we had homemade beer!
(Though some had tea)

I've had an alcohol free christmas, well almost
The new year was seen in with rooaba tea, really!
It's rained all week and tne wind's in a foul mood, still
The year has started, in the middle of the winter, again

Really, Mykl, that is entirely too good for this thread!