h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~waves~ @ Paganmoon and Raj

Heeeeeeellllllloooooooo!

oops to late again

Don't worry about it Animal, just go & look at the "hi terri" thread, then you'll see what's going on!!!

zdt

Aha, now Vix is here too, hmm; she seems to also know raj & Paganmoon....isn't it amazing how we all *ahem* come together in the end!

zdt

maybe it's the scent of wafting on the breeze oh forgot andfor the ladies

Oh I don't know them at all, was just waving, you know, for the hell of it...

Ah, i've seen people like you at football matches & watching royals & film stars & stuff "Coooeeee....it's meeeee!"

On an entirely unrelated subject, i was typing an email & my screen turned yellow! Only briefly, but it's happened twice since, does this indicate my computer has been drinking too much & has a liver? *sigh* the sins of the parents & all that....

zdt*owner of the most demented kitten on earth, Mooon has now decided paintbrushes are for eating*

computers got jaundis (not sure on spelling) needs antibiotics, plus, Terri has Yoda gone to Nigeria ?? (from cold weather page)

Yes, I do do that, wave randomly at people who I don't know and at people who I think I know but suddenly realise I don't but continue waving anyway Most people wave back and prolly feel confused afterwards wondering who it was...and then I realise that I don't know them either and chuckle to myself...knowing that they are still wondering....

This has also happened to me, I'm sure someone has waved at me thinking they know me, and forever afters - well, WTF was that? Do I know that person or are they yanking my chain in the cosmic event of things...?

I've also been told by various people driving by in cars that they have seen me walking somewhere or waiting for G at the busstop and they have waved frantically...and said that I ignored them and it is incredible that I didn't see them, even tho I'm near sighted, they were in a moving car with the sunlight behind them type of thing - I usually respond to those with something like, unless you mount the kerb and knock me down - I'm not usually aware someone is waving to me from their moving car...I generally don't eyeball too many drivers driving their car just incase they get an irrisistable urge to run over me you know?



Waffling....waffles...waffle...there's a bit o waffle for you....

~waves~

Nope, Yoda is here with me. Mickey the ex has gone to Nigeria to play some concerts (he is a musician) but since he refuses to speak to me, i couldn't wish him bon voyage & since the French aren't exactly popular in Africa right now.

Anyway, my little poppets, onto useless & amusing trivia. I am about to offer you some snippets i read today in the Sunday Times. Feel free to comment, write essays, or completely ignore, as you wish.

1) Professor Sir Martin Rees, of the Royal Society of Astronomers reckons DNA may have been right abought Deep Thought & that "life, the universe & everything" may be no more than a giant computer simulation. So the answer really may be 42. The were right. No doubt the Queen will be around somewhere waiting to be ACED.

2)Junk food advertising on TV to be banned, no smoking in any restaurant within 1 year, in pubs we can puff away in 20% of the space, no allowed in schools. All UK people to have a health check & get given advice about weight loss, sexual health, fitness & how to stop smoking. All very laudable i'm sure...but what if we CHOOSE to do naughty things regardless? Will we be rounded up & put into little camps or just denied medical care 'cos it's our own fault?

3)Let's not forget the poor fat pets. The "Fit Fur Life" dog walking machine enables tubby to get on its bike alongside tubby owner but "it must be trained...to ensure it does not fall off in a heap or get flung off the end of the moving walkway"
Wonder if the deluxe version has a built in lamppost?

4)Anyway, soon we won't need to worry. "They" have discovered a nice shiny new wonder drug which keeps you young looking, makes you slim, increases sexual attraction, combats alcohol & nicotine cravings & protects against not just heart disease & cancer but asthma. How did they get onto this? you ask. Well, they were trying to figure out why the French drink like smoke like chimneys,eat vast quantities of fatty food....yet still live happily ever after. The answer of course is something in so all!

5) Whilst on the subject of French lifestyles, it is popularly supposed that they also bonk like s; not so. Apart from my own research, independent studies confirm that 46% of men in UK think about sex at least once a day, whereas in France only 14% do & as for French women....er, 3%

6) Talking of naughty bits, the who tried to get the MMR vaccine banned & replace it with one he invented had his vaccine described by "a pre-eminent gut immunologist" as "total bo**ocks" Ah, medical technology, don't ya just love it!

7) While we are on the subject of bad language, spare a thought for 20 yr old Camilla, daughter of John Cleese, who recently set up a nifty website http;//www.thejohncleese.com

She isn't all that impressed with daddy's sense of humour.She has a liflong phobia about Harrod's carrier bags since he told her as a kid he bought her from Harrod's & would return her as defective goods if she was naughty. She writes on his site "If you are reading this, you are probably a big fan of my dad & don't really give a f**k about my miserable life anyway."

8) Carrier bags...aren't i good at linking eh? On Ebay right now you can bid for a carrier bag which was once used to transport home a jar on Branston Pickle.Said pickle factory burned down last week & there is now a horrifying global shortage of the stuff. Empires will tumble, the apes will leave the rock, we will have to fight them on the beaches to preserve(!) the British way of life.

ç) Which is apparently much admired from afar, the word on the football terraces of England is that Yasser Arafat was buried in specially comissioned football kit. It was his last wish to be buried in the Gazza strip.

That's all folks......

zdt

just thought i's fly by..

"waves to Mv..."...

How did things go at the ?

zdt

just had to drop a sample off this morning... have to wait now for the results... gawd knows wots going on with my insides...
had the smear yesterday, prob be 6 weeks before i hear anything from that...

btw... hiya terri...

Well; , gawd, 6 weeks is a long time to wait isn't it?

zdt

that's an average wait for smear results, sometimes it can be longer...

oh well, lets have a

Just seen on BBC news that they seem to have killed Margaret Hassan. Words fail me.

RIP

zdt

video of murder sent to that Arab tv station...words not printable, on any of the "murders"



wait while a car is passing and then wave to them, they drive on thinking, who was, is it, it could have been. Dunt half blow their minds

cheers everybody, whisky going down neck......aaaaaaaaaarr

Margaret Hassan? No!

her husband is pleading with the b******s to return his wifes body, so she can be at peace