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Post 1241

Ani K

Don't wish to go anywhere near ur bush! thank you.


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Post 1242

Bushwhack'd



No, no please don't thank me Anita! It's quite alright! Just knowing that you'll be enjoying many hours of happy motoring in the MG is enough to keep a slightly wry smile on my ugly mug...


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Post 1243

Ani K

believe me I won't be driving the MG again! I'd rathr stick to my 206.


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Post 1244

Bushwhack'd



You take it easy there! Don't be going too fast and always check your mirrors before signalling...


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Post 1245

Doctor Strangegloves

**** that, bl**dy Pooter on about gay stuff again. Perfectly good thread about Jamie Oliver and the s*d starts on the gay stuff again.

But lo! What do the mods think? No, it's not offensive. No,it isn't derogatory, it's not flaming, it's not spamming, it's not off topic.

I have threfore posted a filthy reply. B**tard.


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Post 1246

Ani K

I'm a good driver. My partner drives as if he owns the road at times. But then every man on the road thinks he owns the road. I've done a pass plus driving course. Even goin' for motor bike test in jan.


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Post 1247

Bushwhack'd



Thought that might have warmed you up a bit Doc! E-mail conference?


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Post 1248

BradSlovan

I've got a bike and OLd rusty Ford held together with sellotape...does that count as a status symbol??

of course I make up for it in the fact that I'm hung like an elephant


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Post 1249

Ani K

NO it does not!.....Can't wait to get my bike...get in my leathers.


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Post 1250

Bushwhack'd



Sorry Ani, this is turning into a serious thread now isn't it? I am only being silly, just ignore me ...

Brad, your nose isn't all that big mate!


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Post 1251

Ani K

im not taking any of this serious.


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Post 1252

Bushwhack'd


Phew! Thought I was going to get in trouble with Brad for a second there ...


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Post 1253

Ani K

why??


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Post 1254

BradSlovan

Well done Doc a MODS just give Pooter a kicking!


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Post 1255

Ani K

hi brad. how are u?


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Post 1256

Doctor Strangegloves

LOL!

Well that's obviously what you have to do - pushing the alert button doesn't work, but posting a load of filthy innuendo in response does the trick.

Bloody brilliant!


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Post 1257

BradSlovan

HI Ani...can I point out that Ani is her own woman and by no means 'mine'...we met on a chat site a year ago and discovered a talent for teasing each other with sexual tension..We've never met....

I do however have the advantage of knowing what she looks like....... there is a god


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Post 1258

Bushwhack'd



Brad, there isn't a god else pooter would have been struck down with a plague of boils by now... Perhaps he is and that's why he's such a nasty little runt?

Come on then Brad, flash round that picture of Ani then!


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Post 1259

Ani K

Your damn right brad. I am my own woman!


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Post 1260

Bushwhack'd



BIGOT ALERT!! He's just slithered into the "Today's News" Board ...


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