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Pat Pending Posted Dec 4, 2002
Replace "defending his risible statements" with "attempting, with no success whatsoever and no hint of understanding of the English language and how it works, to defend his risible atatements" and you're there!
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 4, 2002
What a muppet I am, to put a typo in that post of all posts! For "atements", please read "statements". And if anyone's beaten me to this correction while I'm typing this, you're a horrible pedant and I stick my tongue out at you.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Dec 4, 2002
Right, I've done that now Pat...
Simply inter change the words "ian johnston" for "ruth mcneil", "doug deep", "Mel Simpson" and put your name on ... Job's a good 'un!
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 4, 2002
And yes, I do know my correction itself contains a typo, but just leave it, OK?
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 4, 2002
Ah well Bushy, if it's going out in my name you might as well add your posh bird girlfriend to the list. She's been posting under multiple personalities (shock, horror, what a sin), and quite frankly some of her posts don't even get as far as having a single entendre, let alone a double, so filthy are they.
Down with this sort of thing. Careful now.
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Number Six Posted Dec 4, 2002
No More Pre-Mod !
Thanks to the hosty bird Anna on MC-H, we all seem to have been set free. Have started a thread over there to celebrate.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Dec 4, 2002
Pat,
Oh no I've sent it in my name but thought everyone could use it as a template for any ian johnston message! They know who it is from by the poster ID when you click the button ... Ooh! Now there's an idea!!!
What posh bird? You mean her royal Chelsea-ness herself? Or Sarnia? They're both MY posh birds so hands off!!
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 4, 2002
I didn't realise Sarnia was posh.
Are you posh Sarnia?
PS: Bushy - you're a very greedy man. But you're bigger than me, so whatever you say goes [thought I'd use the word "bigger" so Chelsea's got something to get a handle on when she turns up].
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Bushwhack'd Posted Dec 4, 2002
Here's my answer:
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Your original message:
From: Doctor Strangehats
Newsgroups: bbc.forums.amod.fivelive
Subject: Way too long and zero content ...
Date: 4 Dec 2002 17:08:38
Moderators,
Is it really necessary for ian johnston to write such utter rubbish
with
what appears to be a real zest for quantity rather than quality. Time
and
time again, in my opinion, he spends 3/4 of a page defending, without
success or understanding of plain English, his risible statements at a
grammatical and interpretative level and 1/4 of a page saying exactly
the
same thing as he claimed not to have said in first 3/4 of his message!
Is he in any way contributing to a lively and informed forum based on
the
"lighter side of news" in these instances? I think not!
Ploughing through venomous bilge spewed by ian johnston is like rolling
skating uphill, difficult!
I do not wish to see anyone censored but certainly feel mr johnston may
benefit from a quiet word in his ear by the Mod team.
Regards,
Dr Strangehats.
3/12/02.
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D'Oh!!!
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Bushwhack'd Posted Dec 4, 2002
I've asked if there is an appeals procedure in cases such as this?
Pat, feel free to take any of my women anytime you feel like it! No worries mate, they won't mind!
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 4, 2002
Yeah, great effort Bushy. Next time.........
Shall we share the birds then? After all, they're only chattels when all's said and done.
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akira100 Posted Dec 4, 2002
Quick, Pat - hide! Get under the table! Ladyscud missile incoming!!
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Bushwhack'd Posted Dec 4, 2002
Well, we all know women are genetically superior to men so control is a mere illusion they allow us!
Yeah, let's share them!
Damn, have to go now and Bushwhack'd (back from the grave!!!) was just getting started on louloubelle (Eva Braun?)! Have a great evening everyone...
Adieu!
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Pat Pending Posted Dec 4, 2002
Peter,
Pat? Here? Nah, haven't seen him all day mate.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Dec 4, 2002
...And where's that big lug Bushwhack'd??? Haven't seen him for ages!
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