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Hi Ali,
BB stands for Bad Breath. It is a pgm where people drink & smoke too much & eat lots of BBQ food and then see who can be the last one to fall over.


I have not seen Doctors but I will be watching Spooks at 10.30! I thought it was on now but it's Eastenders!

Spooks? Wassat then?

Spooks is about spies - MI5 supposedly. It's quite good except all the main characters are young & goodlooking so probably not realistic! Starngely enough the Main bloke has just started an affair with a Doctor. Of course it was only 2 weeks ago that the "love of his life" dumped him but he has got over it very well

Ali, if you are watching Doctors then I suggest that it is now too late and there is nothing that can be done. You will be this sad all of your life

Oh well, s**t happens. I suppose that if you have terrorists running arounf trying to blow you up, being dumped is not as bad as all that.

I have lost the plot entirely now - they have put on orange suits and a Major Incident is happening. They must save the world though as it's not the end of the series yet

Spooks heh-Thats the programme with that sauve looking so-and so in it.He should be advertising cream that guy he's to nicey-nicey for me.

Hazel,

I take it from your ref to the marvellous Spooks being on at 10.30, that you're watching on digital and so have already seen what, for those of us peasants still on terrestrial, is 'next week's' episode. if this is the case, please can you not reveal the plot on here? This is a spoiler-free thread.

Apart from that: good morning to you and everyone.
Sunny & warm;
Carrots;
Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka

Can someone explain to me why Saturday, Monday & Tuesday have been lovely, but Sunday, the most important cr****t day for 5 years, was blighted by dark and rain? Thanks.

Good morning all especially Pat

Wassup Pat, can't you afford the digital version of TV. How can you survive without all of that cricket and football and stuff that Mr Magster assures me is essential?

Weather, cloudy but humid still.
Today's blast from the past is Bryan Hyland's incy wincy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini...she was afraid to come out of the water.... The first person who mentions the other version of this classic summer hit gets a smack around the head, child or not..I have a right to beat my children if I want and will do it several times a day if necessary!!!!!!!!!!! No doubt the same old child ceaters will surface on FLN today

Timmy Mallett: what a nice man he is. Can't think what made me think of him..........

Good Morning Pat-Weather here great just a bit breezie but Lenny,said it will drop and it will be a Scorcher the milkman was a bit late this morning he reckons he couldn't get the van started.I reckon he's after that bird down the lane..by what i've seen of hair i cant blame him.I've just been in the owld garden and it looks like the nastersians are taking over so that meens owld Doug, will have to get the spade out and dig some up.I' reckon i'll wait till tonight before i start that job to warm to do it today hey!i forgot to tell you the guy who owns the pigfarm reckons theres a fox having a go at his Geese and he said to me"Doug if you here anyone prowling about tonight dont worry its only me after that darn fox".And i said,"well its alright you saying that but what if it isn't you"."Well"he said whilst scratching his head "i never thought of that",then he departed still scratching his head.

Morning,

got things to do but just popped in to say to Pat for the Spooks ref. I really hate it when people tell me the plot so I know what you mean. Esp people who come out of the cinema when you are going in & discuss it v. loudly. They should certainly be given a Slap!

See you later

Hazel,

No apologies necessary: you haven't yet told us anything that wasn't apparent from the trailer after last night's episode. My post wasn't meant to be a slap for anything done past, rather it was a request relating to something that might be done in the future. Having read your post, I now realise that the request was unnecessary, and indeed it is I who should be offering the apologies to you for even thinking you might do it.

Mea culpa: I am off to birch myself.

It's sunny here Magster - but cool sea breeze and every lawn mower in the village seems to be going at once.

Task of the Day - so sort out the DVD bit of my laptop as per Vmax's handy hints.

Resolution for the Day - not to when I can't do it!

Good Morning Pat

Morning doug.

Hi Pat-Y'know i've just got to thinking here its my turn to get the sarnies in and every time these guys pick the dear ones.I'm seriuosly thinking about making me own sarnies when its my turn to pay. H.ll everytime i pay its like paying for a bldy wedding reception all i here is i want prawns i want this-that-and-the-other i'm sure they starve themselfs for a week then when its my turn to weigh in they go all out.

hello all

Its rainy and chilly here. Just perfect

hello all

Its rainy and chilly here. Just perfect

Good Morning hall-Weather hear great altho its clounding over abit..i seen Lenny, when i was getting me milk in and he said,"Goood Mornin' Doug",and i said "goood morning Lenny".Then he proceeded to say,"it looks like its goin' to rain Doug,but its not",and i said thanks for that weather up-date Lenny"and he said,"think nothing of it Doug".and i said "ok Lenny-thanks"then he said whilst coggin' on his bike,"this chain needs oilin' Doug"and i said"yeah it certainly does Lenny"and he said,"i will have to get some oil"and i said yep,you sure will".Then he said,"cheerio Doug"annd i said,"cheerio Lenny"then he vanished down the lane again.So i went in doors and made meself a nice cup of tea with Carnation Milk in it.