h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Elvis has left the building; the gerbil has left to do some shopping; the man in the plastic mac is still around....

hi akira-hey! iwas just on about your mac..now i'm not one to gossip me owld mate but plastic its a bit of a downer isn't it.theres some good macs about now me owld marra and they dont cost much so try and treat yourself me owld mate.

It isn't over until the fat lady eats the gerbil

It ain't over 'til the fat lady mings...

Great reply Maxie-Or it aint over,till its over,the last words Baccas said when he down the last bottle of wine.

don't worry 'bout that - Dougsie likes a minger - precious smells precious.

H.ll-your right again but i dont know what your getting uptight for my little y'know i like you to drop in my littleyou











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Gooood Morning Maxie-its a great morning here what about you end is it allright down their..its still a bit breezie tho but at least its blowing from the south instead of the west because theres one helluva stench of the owld pigfarm when theres a westerly wind blowing but what the h.ll you cant have the owld scenic views without the other can you.Hey!did i tell you i seen a bit of the road rage lastnight on the way home a guy got caught behind the owld tractor and was tooting his horn at the owld tractor driver.and the tractor driver give him the owld one finger sign wooow this guy went crazy i mean he really lost it he got out the car run after the tractor jeeeez i thought he was Seb Coe.Anyway he started banging on the tractor windows nad the tractor driver was just laughing at him gawd what a sight.i whips into the Tile sheds for a pint about sevenish anyway owld Dave calls me over and says "did you know that townie Doug"you see Maxie these guy who live in the country think because your are a townie but have lived in the country for aprox 4 years think living in the city is like living in a village they think you know everyone."no i didn't know the guy"said i,"well if you bump into him again when your in the Boro tell him he was lucky i was in a hurry"he said...gawd Maxie me owld mate what can you do.

doug deep...whilst i to deplor the actvities of the so-called priates...i think you kown that you ar troling!

the way to deal with thsee peopel is through debate and presnting facts...as i do regulallry!

i suggest you join us on the reglaur website to tel us mor of your views on a proope forum!

H.ll Ian-as you can see i'm not troling i have joined in the said debate with gusto.so i cant see your problem oooooh and if you look further on the AF board you will see i have been joining in debates on the said board.i must addmit tho i am using a non de plume...

Good Morning Maxie-Weather still breezie hear and a bit chilly but the guy who works at the pigfarm just past as i was taking the milk in and said,"Good morning Doug" so i shouted back,"good morning Lenny its a bit breezie this morning also its a bit chilly dont you think".and Lenny-Shouted back,"yeah your right Doug-but dont worry it will get out fine",so i shouted back,"do you think i need to take me mac out with me then Lenny","nah"shouted back Lenny,"trust me Doug,its going to be a scorcher".then him and his bike vanished down the lane so i went into the house and made meself a cup of tea with carnation milk and had some museli so i'm set for the day now Maxie.

doug deep...i am afraid to say that i cannot dtect your "non de plune" on ...and finally...

however...i wolud be glad of your suport on the threda rlating to gay bishops on the nwes board..

thanks!

so johnston, you come here to try and find support for your nasty little views on homosexuality? can you provide me with one source for your assertion that homosexuality is proscribed by the church of england?

your right Ian-Its rank why do you think these guys join these religous demoninations for its because they cant hack it inthe outside world..errr all boys together type of thing.its about time there was a sort out in the COE to get these people out of the church, by the church ruling its a sin and yet these people flaunt their homosexuality as if its the right thing to do.What sort of example do this set to kids who join the church for religous purposes and you get this guys hoverng over them.

johnston, where the hell have you been? Get back to your room. I have warned you about trying to talk to people before taking your pills.

And remember the golden rules.You do not talk to strangers and you keep away from catholic churches. And DON'T talk to fellow lunatics.

May i had Dr Rab-You have demolished the pastoral way of life on this board by bringing your sordid fetish on this board.Please can you depart in an orderly manner..or should i call for someone to inject you with force if nessersary.

dr rab mcscary...i feel that there are a numbre of isues that you need to get off your chest with a personal councillor!

we must not give itno the tetation to indulge in homoseuxal activity...it tempts us every day...perhaps doug may give yuo an ijection if yuo canot resist!

johnston, there you are. You come over here and try to pervert the minds of others with your views when you know you are not well. You know that your incessant posting is not good for your health and you know that you shouldn't try and seek the attnetion of others in this way. You must not encourage other people because they could end up in the same state as you, ranting and raving where they are not wanted. Go and see nurse now!

Dr. Mc S.

Does Nurse know about the Recto Raver? This could be the 'cure' to suit the patient. Failing that, there is the Shaft model (best not shown to any BNP members....)

I just want ot sey this i think that Miss Scarlet-seems to know alot about the shaft model maybe she's had some exprience of it.....and maybe the recto raver too.I for one know she's a secret admirer of me so what ever she says about me is just to cover up her admiration for me.Also Dr i think your a secret admirer of Mr Johnson!!!