h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I won a competition for the best line. This was last year.
It's quite raunchy it's not the sweet calibre that these are.
Dare I corrupt the board?
(Peter- Sorry for the late response but Yoga would be fantabulous! Perhaps nirvana is more achievable with a group effort.)

BoP, as this board and thread is already corrupt I would go straight on and publish. Publish and be damned

Alright!
But don't say I didn't warn you!!
hmmm...
Hey there honey, want to come back to my place?
We can play train.
I'll sit on your face and you can Chew chew chew!

Well Magster-my dear friend i agree like Ceaser said to Cleopatra"non omne quod nitet aurum est"(not everything that looks beautiful is good)

Petunia - I dread to think what the losers were like .

I have to go now - hope to pop back in later. If you play BB later, I think Hazel will be making some delicious mashed potatoes and TURNIP.

Swede.

Well Petunia-Thanks for the offer but if yeh butt looks anything like yeh face i'd rather not.

Ha..aaaah pending old chap-yeh know what the owld pig farmer says when he looks at the owld donkey."asinus asinum fricat".










footprints>

Peter has left the kitchen area and gone over to the living area. He glances around. He appears to be looking for someone.

He walks over to the door of the girls' room and looks in. He shakes his head and next tries the boys' room. No luck.

Going out into the garden he finally spots his subject. Crossing to the hen house, he calls out to Hazel. He wants to speak privately with her.

He beckons to her to follow him indoors. She looks at him quizzically but obeys.

When they are both inside he points to one of the settees and they both sit down next to each other.

Peter leans towards Hazel and whispers in her ear just one word....






"Swede"

"Hurrah" cries Pat. 10-3.

hurrah cries Pat-Hazels a man yippppeeeeeee

Doug my face and posterior are quite nice. but I did enjoy your come back!

Thanks BoP-I thought you wood you seem to have the same sense of humour as Kris-and you cant get better than her for a bldy good laff.



this is just for you

BoP, do you have a mail address that I could contact you on or a YM id?

I'm sorry BoP-But i think i've got you into trouble with Magster.so prepare youself for a rollocking from the chief..dont forget to stand to attention and salute.

BoP, it's OK Best thing to do is not feed the troll

"Oh Peter! You're not one of ... them..." cries Hazel. She goes into a corner and thinks very hard for a while.

If only some-one would rescue the bottle. Why do they keep messing around?

TMW is wondering which bottle Hazel means and is concerned that Hazel may have been partaking of the odd tipple or two from a secret stash. TMW desperately wants to save Hazel from herself. She sets off in search of the secret stash.

Hazel-didn't know when she let the bottle plunge into the water that she should have drunk the contents of the bottle first.Alas!no-one will ever find the bottle.

Thanks for the and Doug!
In return I offer .
Where is everybody this morning?
This is a bit depressing!
Yesterday i spent the evening practicing the guitar (my fingers are raw) but I've just started so my older brother had quite a good laugh hearing "*strum*......here comes the suuuunnn.....*strum*.....here comes the sun.......*strum*......and I sayyyy....".
I also watched Ringu. Very well done. I was expecting just a horror flick but instead I found it really interesting.
hmmm....well back to the grind I go.
drink of the day-Hot Chosolate! sweet sweet nectar of the Gods.