h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi BoP-I wouldn't mind a bash at the guitar myself hey!do you fancy doing a duet hows that old time song go y'know the one the one somethink about flowers in your hair aaah thats it When I Go To San Franciso.It's funny you mentioned hot chocolate i down loaded a load of music and a couple of their songs were on it.If your going have hot chocolate try it with Carnation Milk and a touch of rum in it its great for the cold nights.Take it easy BoP-y'know theres not many people left with a sense of humour like yours...your a dying breed BoPs..take care lots of

Thnkyou Doug! You're a funny nut bag yourself!
I'll have to try and get the chords for If you're going to San Francisco. As well as trying the Hotchocolate recipe. mmmmm...
I like to add a bit of Ameretto or Frngelico to mine....if all else fails Baileys is always nice.
I find that it's very difficult to feel like your abilities are being profited from at work when you find out that there's a mentally challenged volunteer that is doing some of the same tasks as you in the other offices. sigh.

Slow down there BoP-the work will still be there when your gone.I knew a guy on a building site who carried the same piece of wood round with him for three weeks..just walking around with this piece of wood no-one asked what it was for or nothing and he got away with it and got payed for doing it a bloody god idea i thought.I wish i'd thought of it you see thats what happens when your working on a block of flats some times you dont see people till pay day or in the wet canteen (the pub).

Alright,
So moral of the story is.....there are very interesting Whacked out people doing landscaping in OTTAWA!!!
I'm still a little shaky. Basically I decided to go to Second cup to draw and read for my lunch. Great stuff. I sit down and I start. I notice that this guy comes in and sits beside me. It wasn't unusual because there weren't really any other places. Cool. So I look up, smile and go back to drawing. I finish and I here "that drawing is really amazing, do you do tattoos?" I respond no and chit chat continues, during which he says "man I would ask you to come over and just draw on me for a whole afternoon!". He asks if he can take me for a coffee. That should have been my first indication, we're in second cup after all. I figure, things are pricey here so he may want to go somewhere else. I decide to go. We sit down in a little coffee shop further down bank and the crazy conversation starts. Apparently he's high at the moment. He informs me that he's a sadomasochist and that he's a nudist. With his high comes blatant honesty he says that it can be a bit of a problem, especially because he gets really horny when he's high. *internal sirens start to wail!!!!* The rest of the conversation is pretty interesting. He discussed his views on God and on this flowing energy. he keeps telling me stuff like "none of this actually exists, see I close my eyes and I'm on a cliff". He's been to jail and woke up one day with tattoos all over his body...hmmm....he told me that I should come to this festival called the burning. It's in Arizona. I asked him what it was all about. He said "people's imagination comes alive in this village!". Right. He's worried that the world will go to war and all his assets will be frozen so he keeps all his money in a safe at home. His dad is a diplomat and because of that he has a driver and he's travel to all sorts of third world countries. He's helped out the friends that he's made there. *the sirens quiet a bit* he sounds like an interesting guy although very crazy. He doesn't like to drink allot, but he does smoke like a chimney. After the coffee he wanted to take for a drive to go get high at his place then he'd drop me back off at work. *there are those sirens again* Better judgement prevails and voila I'm back in the safety of my office. he wanted a contact number and I told him that I'm hardly ever home so he better just use my e-mail. Phew! The clincher on this is that he asked me to go eat Italian with him. We'd have some wine and his driver would pick me up and drive me home. And then he says that we can go out and I can do something to my hair. I look questioningly at him at this moment (side note*it's raining and my hair is very frizzy)...he then inserts his foot into his mouth by saying "because I want to do something to mine too" *sirens are blaring!!!---why?--the guy has a shaved head!!!!*
the end.
or is it.
*quivering with fear*
Sorry for the length guys but I had to tell it.

Good Evening BOP
Can you not take a warning dear? You are talking to a very dangerous man in Doug Deep. You have been warned by other users of this thread and have chosen to ignore it. Just so there is no misunderstanding why do you think no one else talks to him? Please for your own safety, think very carefully what you say and do and ask yourself why is everyone boycotting this thread since Doug Deep came on.

Very interesting story BoP-I forget to tell you every time someone shouted at this guy where you go with that plank of wood he would say,"to a board meeting".a mate of my got chatting to this guy about gardening around aboutJuly last year it was err yeh it was anyway he was telling this guy that he had just moved house.and that the house had a helluva front garden and he was thinking about buying a couple of fir trees y'know the the ones like err brownie coloured leaf.so this guy says he can get him one if he goes home with him..so me mate says fir enough so they whip the dregs of the pint off.and they start walking to this guys house as they're walkin the guy says,"is that the type of tree you mean","yeh thats the one"me mate says so they start pullin' and shovin' at this tree and it wont budge so me mate says,"can yeh whip inside and get a spade so i can dig round the roots to loosen it up a bit","yeh" this guy says and breaks into the the garden shed..he never lived in the house they were gettin' the tree from.Hell BoP-yeh cant trust anyone these days.

first of all - hi bop you sound like a top level female.

secondly, sorry mate, err researsecher 231120, your tone is a bit on the ol sin'ster side and what is with the way you use the word 'dear'

thirdly, no one is boycotting this thread - it is just no one has been able to understand doug's humour..... neither could i for that matter.

as regards bowl of petunias - she sounds like me - never scared of anything and quite right too.

lastly - public apology in order for douglas - i did repeat one of the accusations you have taken offence at (quite rightly) and as soon as i posted it realised it wasnt funny at all and have felt bad ever since - i have never seen any evidence of doug appearing on the teen boards. at the time of it first being said - i went and had a look - saw no evidence at all of doug and nothing nasty or suggestive.

so i was way out of order to repeat what someone else had said and i am really sorry doug. (ficked if i know what the other thing you were blathering on about was - you know me well enough by now to know i am an idiot sometimes and put it down to that.)

i hate squabs - it is distressing for sweethearts and other lovers

kris

Did you get my message Kris?

Hey Kris-you hang on there theres no need to applo errr say your sorry to me...gawd how long have we known each other now bldy ages.Hey! you hate sqabs we have had enough of them...but just friendly ones of cause bldy h.ll kris how long have we been chattin to each other on these boards and theres never been any trouble well just the owld argument that you never done me bacon crispy when you give me breakfast in bed oooops there i go again wishful thinkin' on my part kris.as you know i'm rather agrostic sometimes buts thats with livin' near a pigfarm but i'm not "fax bonhomme" never have been in fact i think i'm the opposite a kinda gilravage person and has you can see be me spellin' i have not a graphomania.See you later Kris Me darlin.shhhhhhhh dont let the Mags-know i've been chattin' on ear cos she might say i've got rabelaisian but who cares anyway see you later kris

HeY! Peedo-Me owld mate y'know you say your boycotting this thread and yet your still leavin' posts on it.I just dropped in again to say GOOD MORNING MAGS-ME LITTLE BEAUTIE y'see i know you still have a peep at the owld board oooops and i must not little Bushy Baby,Pattie Pennie,Maxie Baby, and all that know me God Bless you all

HeY! doug-Me owld Mate let me put the record straight, I'm not The Magster so I don't wish to hide behind her skirt. I know you have had disagreements with her in the past but this has nothing to do with it. You started on to me on another thread which was unecessary and vindictive. I therefore intend to tell people what you are really like.If just one person takes my advice and keeps clear of you it will be worth it. People need to know what a dangerous and vile person you really are. To do this they only need to research your past posts.


BE ADVISED KEEP WELL CLEAR OF THIS EVIL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhh shucks Peedo-I know yeh love me

Hello all, just being busy for now. I'll post something serious later. By the way, what are you making out of me in BB? I'm starting to dislike my bean-eating/dummy-headed self

Hello Legers - it's quiet here - we all seem to be in Deep despair!

G'day Scarlet-Honey,i've missed you have you been to Texas riding you Harley for a couple of days.Pleased to see you back..take care babe lots of Dougsie.

Good Morning Peedo/Magster-Gawd i just love mornings like this the owld geese givin' it rockall on the pigfarm..also i can here the peacocks givin' it some on lord Downs abode..yes Mags honey its a great mornin'see you later babe take careDougsie

Dougsie? can that be you!...Doug - how come you've missed me? I havn't gone anywhere - and I don't understand this Texan Harley thing - wot you on about Doug?

thanks for the hearts and flowers

Hello all

What a lovely day it is...too nice to be inside so I'm off to the garden to read a book. Just thought I'd drop by to see if normal "is this..." service had been resumed

It's nothing for you to worry about it's just a joke..for Kris because she's always calling my bike a lawn mower.Theres that many postee's using other postee's names you dont know who the h.ll your talking to.Hey!i would never miss you out if i won the lottery you and Kris, would be the first i'd ask to pack up and come live with me near the pigfarm.so keep your fingers crossed for next wenesday because on thursday you could be moving in with me..see you later Scarlet take care lots of and

Doug, such an offer, so kind, overcome and all...but I have my own pigfarm to mind

Scarlet