h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I never thought I'd see the words Kylie, Nicole and mud wrestling all in one sentence .

I can now die a happy man

Nurse says I must go back to bed now



peter

Peter,

Did I mention it was tag team wrestling?

Kylie & Nicole vs Charisma and Cordelia (who are, of course, different people, so there's 2 of them).

How's the ticker?

I'm going for a cold shower. I may be some time.

Enjoyed that! I showed that Kylie.

I'll just clean myself up......why's the tissue box empty?

I wouldn't mind watching ian johnston mud wrestle charlotte church!! Now there's an even contest, it could go on for minutes ...

Errrr...what a disgusting thought.

I notice Johnston's aimless right-wing rhetoric is currently gracing the Today's News board. Other than that the boards are booooorrrrrinnng today. I'd much rather watch the mud-wrestling - Angelina Jolie versus Saffron Burrows next. I don't care who wins, I'm just praying it goes the distance.

They are boring today Dr. How about treacle wrestling? The spectators get to lick the winner clean.

Hey, Johnston's bitter about the Kim fiasco. Just slapped him down though.

Hey, pooter's arrived too. Could kick off!

johnston is bitter because he got with his pants down! He answered some of the post without checking the later posts where the gaff was blown! I laughed anyhow ...

Next up, Winston Churchhill versus Mo Mowlem, special prize for anyone who can say which is which both before and after the contest!

Sorry....er, treacle wrestling? Sounds interesting, who's on the bill?

Ah - Saffron Burrows, now you're talking . Coincidentally she is on my TV screen at this very moment.

I'm watching a film on the Hallmark channel where she plays a mermaid who falls in love with Scott Glenn.

Saffron, Jolie, Kylie, Nicole...and Charisma Carpenter!!!!



(How are we going to get that grin off his face before the family arrive? And they'll never get the coffinlid down with THAT in the way!)



peter

No-one in mind really. Just an idle thought whilst contemplating how boring the boards were.

Actually, how about Sean Bean and F. Totti?

I'm strictly butter-side up, I'm afraid. You'll have to excuse me whilst you indulge.

BLAST!! I'm in pre-mod ...

Bet they don't post anything I send in then?

No it has worked!! Wonder if he'll fall for this one as well?

That's a pain Bushy.

Catch you lot later.

I can't get through to Chelsea Girl on e-mail???



That ok?

I've got the same problem Bushy: I had that wizard wheeze I sent to you lot, but it just keeps getting bounced back from her address marked "Chelsea Girl has left the capital". What can it all mean? Still, are all the rest of us set for he invasion at 2100 hrs today?

Yes Pat! Already and raring to go this end ...