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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Feb 28, 2003
Where's everybody? All gone for a long, liquid lunch 'cos it's friday?
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Sarnia Posted Feb 28, 2003
Alistair, have you noticed that AH has posted THREE times on the Beer Wenches thread one of which says "where have the Tips posts gone?"
He's a dark horse isn't he?!
Bit miffed that the boys' requests for beers have been allowed to remain, whilst my reply saying they'd be right up (ooerr) once I'd adjusted my bikini top has been wiped.
Maybe I'll repost saying I'll bring them over once I have encased myself into top to toe clothing...
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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Feb 28, 2003
The Vice Squad have closed Chelsea's Quiet Night Inn and arrested an innocent Tom Little and the Yak. In lieu of her 2000th party - she's planning a breakout from the Chelsea Police Station. Help may be required.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Feb 28, 2003
Horror of horrors, I'm off to have a haircut for the first time in, errr, a very long time. However, as I can almost sit on my hair again I've decided to get this mess tidied up.
Later.
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Ali Dubya Posted Feb 28, 2003
Sarnia, I have been shut out from the net all afternoon. Most bizarre.
I have NEVER seen AH on TS is all the year(s) I have been posting messages. What's going on? What have you done to the poor man?
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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Feb 28, 2003
I think it's a pretty poor show when a girl asks a chap to a milestone party (2000th no less) and all she wants is Kiss - not a diamond or some other piece of frippery - if any of you see ian j tell him that Chelsea is tearful at his seeming lack of care for one who has given a great deal of attention.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Feb 28, 2003
Back with (slightly) less hair. Glad that's over for another 6 months or so!
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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Feb 28, 2003
Actually I was hoping that our passionate kiss would stun the local constabulary and allow us to get our mates out of jail - free - so to speak - but YES, of course I want to seduce him. Who wouldn't?
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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Feb 28, 2003
You look lovely V Max - now how are we going to get IJ to give me a kiss?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Feb 28, 2003
I've suggested an alternative. Naughty V Max, slap my wrist...
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Feb 28, 2003
And about time too. I'm betting he's 60 + if he's a day. (That phrase looks all wrong, written down).
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Feb 28, 2003
Ali,
Do you ever visit MC-H? If not, you're missing out on some mad stuff and some witty posters...
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Feb 28, 2003
I'm off now. Back next week. Have a good weekend.
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Ali Dubya Posted Feb 28, 2003
Pat,
Good to see you dismantling IJ. Oh yes.
He shoots and, indeed, he scores...
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Pat Pending Posted Feb 28, 2003
Sometimes I give him the benefit of the doubt, and leave him alone: but when he strays onto my specialist subject, I realise how much he makes it all up and attempts to dicguise ignorance with bluster, and can't help myself. That stuff about uncorroborated evidence is just cobblers.
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Pat Pending Posted Feb 28, 2003
Sorry: I meant 'disguise', not 'dicguise' and 'confessions' not evidence.
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Ali Dubya Posted Feb 28, 2003
I've got a brilliant idea: shall I reply to you and agree with you but cite a fictitious precedent in the USA? I can then rub salt into his wounds - by confirming he is wrong - and sound as if I know what I'm talking about.
What do you think?
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