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yeah...thats only because Mort put them on him!

I wonder if Mort has ever played party balloon games with 2legs?

Do you know something I don't mother!!!!!!

Traveller in Time searching for the balloons
" Python Party Presents "

Ooh.. Me? Not me dear... .. Never!

Balloons

I have never played party games with balloons as I am terrified of them!
Inflated, deflated and especially when they go wrinkled
They give me the complete heebie jeebies.

However that is not to say I don't like other party games

someone offer to restrain me? oooo baloon

My beautiful red balloon.....

when I started reading thread I thought Vicki needs tent or something. now I think she need...where is my memoey when I need it...

You cruel cruel people!

However we still haven't forgotten Vicky???!!!!

Spill the beans!!

Actually...it all stemmed from going to the gym the other night. I went into the shower afterwards. Dried myself off in the shower cubical and walked back to my locker (open plan changing rooms I have to add here)

Now...I do have to point out here, that I have nothing against gay or lesbian people. Absolutely nothing. In fact, a couple of friends of mine are gay.

But...when I got back to my locker and took my stuff out to get changed, I noticed three women to my left. Stark nekid they were. OK, I thought. We're all women. I've got nothing they haven't got...then I saw two of them..... kissing</>

At this point I did start to panic a little. They kept looking over at me as I was trying to cooly get dressed...with the towel slipping down and me frantically trying to get hold of it and cover myself up.

I think in the end, I exposed more of my body with fumbling around than I would have done if I'd have just gotten dressed as normal.

Anyways...so there you have it...hope you all have funny images of me trying to get dressed!!!

see I was right you needed a tent

I hate open plan changing rooms....

They's damn lucky lesbians

Sounds like they were being little tinkers and seeing how many stright people they could make

Naughty women. Still you can now - well I am

for Mort?

fo VV?

for Lil?

And, of course...

for Michael?

Michael?

Dont' worry T.B. Pheloxi, Lil and VV will understand!

It's another Notle code!