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Jordan Posted Mar 22, 2004
No, they're not. You obviously haven't met Anthea - right and wrong are a matter of living to see tomorrow... or not. 
- Jordan
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Jordan Posted Mar 22, 2004
Ahem... well, just because /they/ want to be oogled doesn't mean you should oblige... I mean, if you're going out with someone else and you're staring down someone else's top, you might get a slap.
And quite rightly! 
- Jordan
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Khamsin Posted Mar 22, 2004
Quick Ralph disappear under a rock
We won't save you from Anthea's judgement
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 22, 2004
Well, yes. But you shouldn't be checking the market when you're going out with someone. You should focus on the girl in question.
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Jordan Posted Mar 22, 2004
Ralph, come with me if you want to live.
[Starts walking towards a space ship. A very, very, VERY fast space ship.]
- Jordan
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Jordan Posted Mar 22, 2004
Well, if you're both looking for a physical relationship, but if she just happens to be wearing something a bit skimpy, or you're not looking for that... You see what I'm getting at. 
Joe isn't looking for that sort of relationship.
- Jordan
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Jordan Posted Mar 22, 2004
Sorry, Khamsin!
Anthea is big on... women's... everything. 
It's best you don't insult her gender any time she's around. And sometimes not when she's not around. She has eyes everywhere...
- Jordan
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Khamsin Posted Mar 22, 2004
Jordan you will have to tell me everything...
And Jordan is right Ralph I'm not looking for that kind of relationship
Fife
Jordan Posted Mar 22, 2004
Don't ask... she might...
She might hear us...
[Looks around with a paranoid air...]
- Jordan
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Jordan Posted Mar 22, 2004
Oh... women's everything... No! I did NOT mean that! Oh... How could I... Oh, YE GODS, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?
[
s for space ship, reaching it long before Ralph can get there.]
Quick! Transpatial warp! I need... to get... to another... dimension!!!
- Jordan
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 22, 2004
Jordan!!!
i am not going to stand for this...
so i will sit down
Jordan when you get here i am going to kill you 
Fife
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 23, 2004
Your flight has made you a suspect, Jordan!
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