h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not very normal

my GP is scottish and he laughs to himself and sometimes you can hear him come out with Monty Python stuff

That's gotta be strange...

My GP's a bit strange, and he scares me... Actually, the other one is stranger. But they're getting more normal the older I get, I used to be really scared of one of them

Do they get more normal, or do you get more weird?

yes I think Cat is getting more weird

I think that's just about a quantitavely determined fact.

but is there anything we can do about her?

Have her shot?

*hands ralph a sniper rifle*

Now go set up in cover...

Nono, not shoot her, HAVE her shot! You do it!

*shoves the rifle back at Khamsin*

I can't shoot her, there is no contract on her, they will inhume me

*pushes the gun back into Ralph's arms*

I'm a lousy shot!

*shoves the gun back at Khamsin*

I have an itchy trigger finger meaning that I am worse

*shoves the gun back to ralph and a shot is let off*

*shoves the gun back*

I'm allergic to gunpowder!

*throws the rifle away* ok then *hands him a garrote* go use that then

Nooo! You do it!

But I'm afraid of blood why can't you do it?

*rolls her eyes*

*shoot Cat*

There, now you two can stop arguing

what's a GP?

Gp = general practitioner AKA a doctor