h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, have you been to the doc yet?

nope...






























































actualy... i have a heath screen comeing up to get into uni, that should show up any problems

what part of go see a doctor Don't you understand

what... sorry did you say something?
*cough*
actualy i have been kinda dizzy lately...

Anthea, if you go on like this, they'll have to cart you into the medical checkup on a hospital bed. And I think the medical checkup is supposed to determine if you're healthy enough for the job, so it's probably not a good thing when they ask you if you knew your liver was starting to migrate up your aesophagus.

but i dont like doctors...
I have a slight phobia...

I have a phobia of denists and needles yet in the last 18months I have had so many jabs I have lost count and had a wisdom tooth removed awake so you can go see a doctor

oh...
well i will make a proper appointment then, i promice

*crosses fingers behind her back*

ANTHEA! go get an appointment

YES SAH!
*salutes turns smartly and legs it*

you will see a RL Doctor

i cant just now...
its 10.45 pm on wedenesday, i have a biology mock exam tomorrow and a headake just now,
i will make an appointment just because constent dizzyness is annoying and haveing to take naps after school to get rid of tierdness then still being sleepy enough to sleep all night...

you must go see a doctor... what will we all do if you /die/?

i just said i would make an appointment dident i?

yes I just wanted to make certain

i will make an appointment tomorrow after my exam and i will... inform you people that i will go,
and if i dont inform you then assume i have procrastenated again

if you don't report back I will send my secret spies after you

and they would take you to /my/ doctors and done /my/ tests