h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooo, the pretty lights...

WRONG there are 4 lights*send an electric shock through her*

Now how many lights do you see? *still 3 lights shining*

Three you idiot!

Somehow, those lights are really soothing...

There are 4 lights

*sends another shock through her body*

How many lights are there?

Great technique!

How very unoriginal....

I don't see you coming up with anything

There are four lights. *rolls eyes*

shame I could have done that all day*records the ammount of times*

I need retinal scans, finger prints, hand prints foot print and ear prints is that ok with you?

Sure! *shrugs*

*covers her hands, feet, and ears with ink and then takes prints*

Now the eyes *takes out a retinal scanner*

Don't blink *scans her eyes*

So Feuille can you tell me what you think the next test is?

An IQ test? *looks eager*

If you wish...

*places the test on in front of her*

you have a pencil now start *starts the stop watch*

*the pencil lifts into the air, and starts scribbling. Feuille looks thoughtful*

*in a few minutes she finishes* Done!

Right... *pick up the test records the time taken on it and places it with the rest of the notes and prints*

Right the easy tests are over now

*closes curtains around Feuille and he is on the outside of them*

*starts whistling*

*from outside the curtains* which sort of Doctor would you like?

Oh, Dr. Bashir from Deep Space nine! Or Doctor Khamsin. Or Doctor Carter from ER...