h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh...
well...
that disent sound too bad

they have been waiting years for this

Ooh! Me! Pick me!

*backs away*

Stay away from me!

there is nothing to be scared of, its not like its me doing the tests

So? It can still be dreadfull!

well I guess they have very little self control when it comes to tests

I said me! Pick me!

What are we talking about?

Feuille can you step this way?

*a chair that has straps on it t secure ppl to the chair*

Yay! *bounds over*

Do I sit down? *sits down on the chair*

*straps in her arms and legs*

yes you do sit down... do we need the additional one around the neck?

*shrugs*

Oh, this is so FUN!

ok...

*puts the strap around her neck too make sure not to do it too tighty*

Now for your first test pick up this pencil

*puts a pencil on the floor pulls out a stop watch and sits on a chair*

and go! *starts the stop watch*

*uses her telekinetic skills to pick up the pencil*

Done!

*stop the time and records it*

right for your next test you have to hurt Anthea...

and go! *starts the stop watch again*

Anthea you're a horrible person and you're ugly!

*Anthea runs off crying*

Done!

I have to give you that one too...

*stop the watch again recording the time*

*checks her chair is bolted to ground*

*shines three lights in her eyes*

How many lights do you see?

Three...