h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What sort of difficult situations... travel problems, law enforcement, ????

law enforcement,but then again why dont you tell me about your most embarassing situation and frightning experience but i suppose they could all come from law enforcement. ill tell mine if you tell yours.

Most frightening: me and three other officers took a keg away from a huge bunch of drunk high school and college students. They came after us, chucking rocks and bottles at our heads! We hid behind a truck, called on the radio for help, and watched our lives flash before our eyes until help came!

the most frightning for me was when i challenged a junkie on the railway and they proceeded to cut their wrists there was blood everywhere then jabbed me with a needle, i had to wait weeks for results.the most embarrasing was when i went to hospital they told the nurse told me to undress and put on dressing gown, my wife told me to tie the thing up, which turned out to be back to front the nurse was well impressed and told me shed report me for flashing,my wife thought it hilarious , so much for womens commonsense.

Ooh, the junkie thing would be horrible. You never know what dread diseases those mutants might be carrying!


Most embarassing, let's see: I was dating a guy named Wolf, and the seasonal workers at my park found out his name, so every time they saw me they'd start baying! Didn't mind when it was just me, but they'd do it in front of park visitors!

i would have thought that was hilarious to watch,serves you right. why have american blokes got nouns and adjectives as names eg wolf ,randy, horse,etc anyway whats with the black leather and handcuffs is it real?

Actually, this guy was German, his full name was Wolfgang.


And, regarding black leather and : ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies!

being an officer of the law you cannot tell lies. so the question is put again. what time is it over there,things are really quiet heretell its all true and bring a s,ile to me in these early hours. neil.

Time: 1910 hrs

: only on duty

Black leather: occasionally

on a more serious note do you have any problems with forest fires in your area? or any unusual weather.

We don't have any big trees right here in the park, but we do sometimes have fires fairly close around the area.

The weather can definitely suck, though. Horrible heat, dust storms, that sort of stuff.

How about there in Wales?

the weather in gods country is of a pedantic nature,its actually very predictable you get up in the morning see it raining and dont plan nothing, wake up sunshine go out pour down, were now heading into what we call bloody cold wet weather its about 10c outside i think but im not going out .last year the temp got down to -12c. but in general predictable,but changeable just like a women that we all love.

or man! sorry.

No worries, mate!

i cant believe how quick you are replying ive got to have my lunch back in half hour. what time do you start work,are ther any major wild animals in your park?

I'm at home, can't be on h2g2 at work. I'm starting on my weekend, will go back to work 8AM Sunday.

Enjoy lunch, if I'm offline when you come back, I'll see you sometime soon...

im back nice to now you got the weekend off, the same as me, im off from 0730 this morning until 2000hr monday enjoy any plans

No plans, I'm afraid, other than cleaning house.

what no wolfs at the door hahahahahhah. couldn,t resist that. youve never mentioned your name officer if its not a secret what is it,i cant believe youve got no plans, a women of intellegence,and humor. i personally think that the blokes in new mexico are missing something special.except the cat! you see we welshman have a gift we dont know what its called its unique to us.

And just what gift is it that you Welshmen have?