h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

just like a greyhound bus. ridden by americans across the nationso what time is it i think its 1900hrs anyway any plans a few tonite? have you told your friends of the horse tipping abilty of a faraway welshman

Wasn't off to have fun, unfortunately, was just getting too sore to type. Curled up with a good book after I signed off.

Told my sis about my mate who's a racehorse , she wondered how on earth I linked up with a Welshman around here!

tell your sis we will go any where to drink and socialise and flirt,gift of the gab.tell her if she wants some information it will cost her, im all worn out after sat.see if she wants to trade my horse info for info on her sister ..how olds your sis?

Ah, my life isn't entertaining enough to swap info about!

Let's see, my bro would be 46, so she'd be 44. I'm the baby of the family.

Life treating you okay?

yes find thanks ,my fathers just had an op on his main aorta,which had swollen up over the past 2 years or so , he had his op today and is in intensive care.other than that ok, hows things your end?

for your father...hope everything goes well for him!

I'm about the same. My hand's not improving, and my boss will be here to do a park inspection tomorrow!

having done some research,or is it may astute knowledge but are there not quite a few parks in new mexico,cant he take the others in first that should give you 4 months to sort things out. if not tell him i,ll come over and bring 5000 of my mad countrymen. surely he cant expect everything a1. arent the others pulling their weight?

5001 mad Welshmen in me wee lil' park!?!?!

Each of the 7 parks in my region get inspected quarterly, and my number's up. Not that big a deal, really, just a pain in the @ss. Wastes time getting all polished up that could be better spent doing actual work.

tell him you were to busy watching the racing over the weekend and and you need time to recover other than that offerand

No or for this guy...!!!

* from the very thought of it!*

ive always thought of becoming a rangerhow would you treat me for my inspection?or remember the

Well, since you gave me such good picks, I guess I could go easy on ya...

explain go easy on you i think i lost something in the trans atlan deliveryno i think ive lost something periodheres a present to remind you of times....

Aye, you are a Welshman! But I like ya anyway!

describe yourself if you were a)hollywood actress, B)sportswomen C)model who would come nearest to you in your eyes ,no lies please then i,ll have a go

Tragically, I don't LOOK like anyone famous at all, not even vaguely. As far as my attitude, or outlook on life?
a) Katherine Hepburn
b) Chyna, the World Wrestling star
c) I've got no use for models, so I'll skip that one

that wasnt a very good effort,lets see a)russell crowe b)roberto duran c)?john holmes,does he count

Don't see why John Holmes wouldn't count, he sure liked to show himself off...

sorry for the wait grub time at zoo,john holmes?bit of a white lie i thinkothers pretty much on the ballnext if there was one country in the world you would like to live ,other than your own where would it be?

If I could pick anywhere to live, it'd probably be New Zealand. Absolutely gorgeous place!

And you?


(I'm probably going to toddle off to fairly shortly, so if I disappear, we'll continue our discussion next time!)