h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hows that wrist of yours ,still pretty sore?hows work in the winter,do you have winter,busy?or is it just all year sunshine,.what type of people do u attract to the parks,families mainly?or the deliverence type

The wrist has improved some, but isn't fixed by any means

We do have winter here, but it's pretty mild. Snows maybe 2 or 3 times a year, usually lows aren't worse than 20-30 degrees. Rarely gets below zero.

Our visitors are mostly senior citizens, rich old folks with recreational vehicles. Fortunately, this park doesn't attract many of the Deliverance type, though it happens once in a while!

right you said earlier no luck on love front,but what do you look for in a man,five attributes please ,first you then i,ll have a go.

1. Intelligence
2. Sense of humor
3. Integrity
4. Compatible interests
5. Charisma

i would agree with you to a point,on women i hasten to add,1.sense of humour. 2 honesty. 3respectful 4. blonde 5.ability to speak spanish. 6 wearer of uniform

Hmm...you seem to have slightly more specific requirements in mind than I do...

well,you can only hope .do u know anyone whos blond ,speaks spanish and wears a uniform?

Hmmm...that's a tough one!


One particular person DOES come to mind, but she doesn't go for guys who are already married, I'm afraid...

*hands Neil an to ease the sting of disappointment*

what your telling me that your blond,speak spanish and WEAR a uniform, you kept that quiet you little minx

Well, I do take the uniform off to shower...

are u sure? you kept info quiet.what about your sisteranyway what are u up to over the weekend,im hoping to finally move in a fortnight.

ok,naked rangerhows this for a back rub, hola,buenos dias senorita,mi esto grande neil

Big Neil? What a braggert!

Better watch posting too much Spanish with no translation...the moderators will get grumpy with you!

For right now, I'm off to town to buy groceries, wish me !

amazing abilities for a welshman, i told you before of our skills of flirtation and conversation even in another language we are the supreme race,gods countrybet that stunned you,wasnt expecting abit of latino-welsh.i improvised with the word grande,dont know the spanish word for gosh my word.

"Latino-welsh"...sounds like a new dance move!

could well be something i have to work on,but it sounds promisingsomething involving a leek between the teeth,

*gets a mental image of Neil with a leek in his teeth, chokes and almost spews all over her monitor*

well u started it,how did shopping go yesterday,i dont know anymore spanish to impress u except,madrid,uno,salida,barcelonaany words u can give me a hand with?have a drink while u think

Shopping was successful, I managed to get my supplies without having to do anyone serious bodily harm. I HATE SHOPPING!

*sips bubbly*


crazy american = americano loco (don't know the word for Welsh?)
more beer, please = mas cerveza, por favor
where's the bathroom = donde esta el bano?

Those are some of the critical phrases!

naked rangerloco,mas info por favormas naked ranger por favor,is ranger loco, going loco on aeroplane or is that not funny