h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's not advisable to discuss going loco on an airplane around here these days, unless you want to spend a LOT of time at the security checkpoint

And no nakedidity with married hootooers!

just like that bloke with the toy dog i told u abouttell u something for nothing security in rome is non ex recently coming back i pasted passport control airside then fancied a fag asked where i could go they said outside,so i justed walked back land side left the airport had a cig outside then walked back air side no check.scarey in hind sight isnt it?

Yeah, their security's nothing to brag about from the sounds of it!

I'm a little worried, as the brace I'm wearing on my wrist has metal in it. Hope they don't get rabid and give me a hassle about it!

yeah,but i bet you dont get as much hastle as christina aguillara did the other day with her intimate body piercing

Ouch! The whole concept of intimate body piercing is scary!!!

every time they moved the hand detector down her body it goes bleep at every metal object ,she forgot about her piercing in her little be careful here... so the stories go oh to be a metal detector on times

How do you FORGET a piercing there?!?!?!?

anyhow hows stateside racing going seen any good racing,had a couple of winners at churchill downs the other day. tell me ,your job given all things being equal would you change it?bet you wouldnt because your a little

blond at thatnatural?

*No racing since the Breeder's Cup
*I might change parts of my job, but would keep it overall
*Yes, natural blond!

i feel that i know you all to well,i bet that if you found two $50 bills in the park you would hand only one in, its the littleand inside of you.a litttle bit of sugar and spice

A little sugar, a little spice, a lot of b*lls**t!

and..............so..........what.....! what would u do ? im right aint i sisterhere have a

What would I do?

take half the money,hand half in, you little minx

Nope, would hand both in. If the brass found out I did otherwise, would lose my career!

i know that silly, i mean hypothetically you would ,your not stupid to do that for real,maybe $5,000,000im just imagining range, flying through her park looking for her halo

Hey, I know right where my halo is! It's not my fault that my horns make it sit lopsided!

i know exactly where mine is to....new mexicoboth my and

Yeah, right, Mr. Married Welshman!