h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, glad you got to keep the shift you wanted. The dead computer's a pain, though!

i must be agot to go for a cup of tea,back soon 10 mins,

I'll be in and out for a while still...

what about shopping,i thought you loved shopping,infact i thought all women loved shopping? one thing that got me thinking was your hair,do you wear a cap or a halo in w**k and,are your blonde locks flowing behind you?and do your wings get caught in the car door.

Shopping sux, my hair isn't long enough to flow, and my boss clipped my wings so I couldn't fly right on outta here!

another bird that cant flyi would have thought they would have been easier to catch,

I may not be able to fly, but I've got quite a set of talons if I get cornered...

gggg...aaaaaaa......mmmmm....eeeee.... o...........nnnnnnnn

Course right now one wing's outta commission, but oh well...

me being aand you being a with a busted wing its no competition,or am i a.hang on do i see in the sky.

comes anywhere near me, I'll pull off his wings and stick one of his own arrows up his @ss!

i could almost hear you saying that,here comes

*CENSORED SCENE OF UNIMAGINABLE VIOLENCE*

*drop kicks a wingless, arrowed into next week*

across the floorfrom his mouth begging the ranger for more.MORE,MORE cries gets up looks at ranger and

You're weird, Neil. Very weird!

this is what happens when your nightsyour flying off for a couple of days this week arent you,youll need your wings there

Pennsylvania's too far away to get there under my own power, even if both wings were working...I'll just settle for the plane!

Yeah, I'll be heading out Thursday AM, not back until Monday PM.

looking forward to it? did you say your staying at your sisters,your going up for busines aren,t you.

I'll stay with my sis, but it's just fun, not business. Her work has stationed her there for a few months, and she's flying me out to see the place.

your sis sounds like a not like her ranger sis who threatens to beat up and shove things where the sun dont shine,nasty piece of workthat one.i used to like her her but i dont know anymore