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I bet you do, must really drive you mad though!?

Spoke to my bro a couple of days ago, and it may just be that he's glad to be back in england but he seems to have grown up alot recently..... I'll have changed my tune by saturday when he's playing his guitar full blast at 9am.
Family are great, when they're not here but can seriously do your head in when they are!

Here's what I was going to ask you, or may have already asked but not able to remember... Do you have a favourite Xena episode?

Family...you can't live with them, you can't shoot them!

I think we have discussed favorite eps, but it all depends on what mood I'm in, so the answer changes by the minute. Comedy: In Sickness and in Hell, where they are diseased

Erotic: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and Heart of Darkness (the orgy in the temple ep)

Name a category, I can name a favorite!


And you?????

Its a tough question, Ive been puzzling it for a while.
In Sickness and in Hell is great, Im not so good withthe titles so Im relying on your immense knowledge to help me out...

The one where they are crucified, with the snow and the whole "I love you" thing...

The one that was set in the present day... y'know with the regression therapy and no-one really knowing who was who!? So funny.

Even though Ive nt seen it yet, I have the soundtrack to Lyre, Lyre Hearts of Fire... sounds brilliant, although I still cant get used to Xena bursting into song.

Oh and the bacchea... how yummy was Xena os one of those?
Did I just give away more about me than anyone wants to know?

The bacchae were in "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun". The dance at the festival was hot!

"Lyre, Lyre" makes for a good soundtrack, but the ep wasn't one of my favorites. That whole season where Lucy Lawless was pregnant didn't do much for me... pregnant women should NOT wear leather in public!

Just wait until you see Xena looking like a dominatrix in "Heart of Darkness"...

(falls down in absolute frantic fit of hyperventilation.... eyes rolling...)

"Girls Just wanna have fun" most definately! Need a cold shower after that!

Xena as a dominatrix??? Please shoot me now coz life will NOT get better than that!!

Im now very hyper and its 4.30am, best cure for sleepyness tho!

(dances, correction hobbles round in circles... cracking open the ... )

I wish to the gods there was an extended version of the temple scene... one where Xena and Gab had kept dancing together, instead of separating and going to the boys...

ok, now you're winding me up. Are you determined not to let me get any sleep at all??

Oh to be a bacchea!!

Sleep? Who needs sleep?


*ponders the idea of bringing up the various hot tub scenes, with X & G naked, wet, and sponging each other off...


but decides that would just be cruel! *

waves goodbye to the last cobweb of sleep clogging my brain.......

Do a little dance.....

or maybe........

Its raining Xena... hallelujah... its raining Xena....

Now THERE'S a storm I'd love to be caught out in!

You and me both mate. Definately no need for an umbrella in that one!!

Right mate, on the extremely yummy thought, I should leave and get some sleep before dawn as I cant see straight, whether thats through tiredness or the images currently in my head, I cant quite decide!!

Take care mate,
Good luck with the 'surgery stalker'

Will

I don't think we've been seeing "straight" through this entire conversation, have we???

Be good, take care, talk soon!

Sweet dreams...

Good one!! I entirely blame Lucy! She's too hot not to fancy!!

im always good!


Off now to watch Xena!!

Chat soon m8!

im always good!

Yeah, that's what they all say...

Hiya,
Trying to avoid words that could lead to spitting beer at the monitor.... Phew, think I managed it!

How's your day been?

I've spent most of mine wrapping everyone elses xmas gifts! Im the wrapping fairy!
Bit cheesed off as the bbc that show Buffy have had some sort of fit in the editing dept and chopped the final episode into pointless little bits!

Other than that, pretty mediocre day really.

Buffy butchers!

OK day. Had therapy, so quite sore. Range of motion has improved, though, so that's a plus!

I'd ask you to wrap my Christmas presents, but I really haven't bought any, so would be pointless...

Woohoo for the movement, for the sore. Haven't they given you any sort of pain relief, or are they working on the theory that it has to hurt like hell before it gets better?

I'd gladly wrap your presents, its the best it of the season for me, but I dont think my arms would stretch that far!

Im think I have a 'pregnant Lucy' season of Xena, she's hardly doing anything and todays ep involved lots of chinese people and Xena turning rabbits to stone with her mind.... I was rather confused and sellotaped my sock to a present!!
I guess that means one of two things, 1, my weirdness is making a comeback in time for the festering season, or
2, I shouldnt use my toes to hole the ends of paper together while I fiddle with the tape!
What do you think?

1 They enjoy causing me pain

2 Yes, you're into season 5 of Xena, and it sucked

3 Weirdness/toes: yes on both counts!

Pregnant women SHOULD NOT WEAR LEATHER!

Sorry mate, got caught up reading a thread about retail rants and strange customers.

Too true, pregnant women should avoid leather at all costs!!

I dont like my weirdness, or rather, it doesn't like me. Im more than capable of bruising myself without any help!

I'm afraid I can't help with my weirdness... my suggestion to embrace it was spectacularly unsuccessful...