h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, somehow I was managing to be very sensible and keep all thoughts to a safe, and reasonable level of acceptability but now I need an XXX rating and should be taken to the nearest hospital/church/convent to have my mind scrubbed clean using a wire brush and varying harsh cleaning products...a nyone suggesting acid would not be accused of crazy talk!!!

Im blaming the time for my dirty little mind!

I simply can't imagine WHAT you're talking about, Will... she's mentioned her many skills NUMEROUS times...

And numerous times Ive had the same thought!!

You're a bad influence on my young, impressionable mind!!

Yeah, right, like I've suggested any ideas you hadn't already come up with all by yourself!


We've already discussed Gabrielle. Other than being completely psychotic, Callisto has some potential...she's quite...athletic.....

What are you trying to suggest? I was all sweet and innocent.... yeah right.. even Im not buying that cr*p!

Psychotic's right!!!
Im just not getting her Im afraid, but in all fairness its kinda hard to focus on anyone other than Xena!!

Im thinking its about time for me to away to my nice warm bed... or should Isay, turn the tv off and actually go to sleep as it is alomst 5am and Ihave an appointment in the bathroom later!

I will leave you with your happy Xena thoughts mate!

Take care,
Will

Sleep well, mate! I'm sure pleasant dreams won't be a problem after this discussion!

Hi matey,
Just a quick one as Im so tired I cant see anymore.

Good day, had 'online' friends over for the afternoon, great fun!

Got a mass fit of the giggles when Isaw a wood pigeon Ive named Najara, just conjured up our previous conversation.... I blame lack of sleep personally!

Anyway, hope all is fine with you and I will be around more tomorrow!

Take care mate....
Will

Oh, and by the change in your name, I take it there is a possible Xena in your life????? You go girlfriend! (I hate it when people do that!!)

W

Glad you had fun with your friends! But you're still blaming your weirdness on lack of sleep...you must learn to EMBRACE your weirdness!

All's okay here, back to work tomorrow. No major excitement to speak of.

And no, tragically, the name change refers to my online fiance. It looked like we were doomed to break up, now it looks like she might keep me. In real life, it's still just me and my rechargeables!

Sleep well, mate, talk soon!

Hey you,

I have taken your advice and embraced my weirdness, however, my weirdness was not in the mood to be embraced and has left me with a nasty bruise on my shin. Apparently it doesn't like to be hugged!

How was work?

I guess thats the good thing about rechargables, the dont get jealous over prospective lovers, however, they dont make the coffee in the morning either!!

How are you mate?

Will

Ok, maybe you should from your weirdness and get a restraining order, if it's starting to get abusive...

Work was, well, w**k. What can I say? I'll be back at it in another 90 minutes or so...


I can live with rechargeables being very task oriented, and forcing me to make my own . Though I get QUITE if they don't complete their designated task!


How's life treating you?

My weirdness have left the building!! Thankfully.

Thats the thing about work, just whe you think you've finished it, a new day arrives and you have to do it all over again! There really should be laws about that!!

Considering the rechargables only really have one task, then they should go above and beyond the call of duty to complete it perfectly everytime!!!

Dont work too hard mate!

Take care,
Will

Hey, mate! How's my fellow Xena fanatic these days?

Having more issues with technology... my new tv blew some parts! Keep bashing my knee which as now gone hugely pretty colors and doesn't bend and trying to get on top of xmas (not literally).... other than that, Im ok!

We've finally got a 'brand new' season of Xena (woohoo), saw 'Chakram' the other day, and when did Gabrielle get hot?
Last time I saw her she was a bit chubby, but she suddenly got all muscley, rippley...... mmmmmmmmm
Happy days......

Very last episode of Buffy being shown here on terrestrial tv on thursday so bit sad about that but still have Xena to ease the pain!

You'll be pleased to know my cat has got over her fighting in the middle of the road phase... I think that fact that its absolutly freezing has helped that, she spends most of her days asleep under the radiator now!

Hows things with you, wrist improved any?

Will

Honest to god, I read "rippley" as starting with an "N", and nearly spewed beer all over my monitor!

I've already surrendered. Christmas has defeated me, and there's not a chance in the world of my getting on top of it!

Glad the has chosen a safer, warmer lifestyle!!!


And the wrist is about the same. I'm in a sling now (you may have known that already???) and they're getting serious with stretching things in therapy... it HURTS!

Other than that, got to spend the weekend with friends, and had a good time!

Hope things get better in your little corner of the world! Busted knees and TV's are a drag!

Is the "rippley" "nippley" mix up an indication of where your mind is this evening?

Didnt know you are now in a sling. How long has that been?

Fun weekend with friends must've made it temporarily better tho?!

Its absolutely freezing here, to add insult to injury I bashed the same knee AGAIN and then my friends dog jumped/fell into my lap and I now have german shepard paw print bruises on my thigh.
Im thinking of going into hibernation until everything goes away!
The tv wont be fixed until friday, providing the guy can get the parts!

Ho hum, life's little trials.....

Actually, my mind was in a reasonably acceptable spot UNTIL the "rippley" "nippley" confusion occurred...

Been in a sling for a week now. It sux. BUT, much as I hate to admit it, it has reduced the swelling from the tendonitis in my elbow, which was getting steadily worse.

Sounds to me like your knee has become a pain magnet. It will continue to attract any possible injury until such time as you get it to heal, if ever!

Avoid clumsy . Curse TV in any language you know. Drink heavily ! Then hibernate. This is my advice, little one!

And yes, the weekend did help my attitude!

You see, as soon as Xena is mentioned we manage to lose all composure!

If the sling is helping, that can only be one step further from surgery?!

You're right about the knee being a pain magnet, since I originally bashed on sunday, after getting up too quickly after eating my sunday lunch, Ive hit it at least twice a day!! I wont be surprised if I wake up one morning and its packed up it foot and left!

Clumsy loves me, jumped all over me then tried to lick me to death. Cursed tv in both the languages I know and even made up a new one!

What are you up to for xmas mate, any big plans?

XENA? WHERE???

Surgery is still stalking me. I tried losing it in a dark alley, but it laughed at me and threw a cheap bourbon bottle at my head, scoffing!

Xmas: going home to Kansas to hang out with the sibs for a week or two. You?

You want a tissue for that
No Xena for about 7 1/2 hours.. at least not here!

The best thing for stalkers is to get a double and confuse the hell out of them.

My brother is coming home from the army on friday, so Im spending the hols with him and my mum at home. My gran's coming over on boxing day, so its a pretty typical xmas really!

You probably get sick of this but living in Kansas would only make me wish someone would drop a house on the wicked witch of the west (my stepmum) but will now watch the Wizard of Oz on boxing day, think of you and giggle! "Toto, I dont think this is Kansas"

Oh, trust me, growing up in KS you become immune to Wizard of Oz jokes at an early age!

That's cool your bro's coming home! Having family around is a good thing, even when they're a pain in the @ss!