h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, if they're telling me to get laid, I'll listen to nearly anybody!

Ok.... GET LAID!!!!


Gees, why do i get the feeling Im putting way more subtext into this than I mean...... I shouldnt be allowed to use words sometimes!!

You know what I mean tho... right?

No worries, mate!

And if I had any likely candidates, I'd do just that. But, I don't



Then again, that's why god gave us rechargeable batteries!

If I can get laid hun.... anyone can!!

You gotta love the rechargables!

Ok, this is going rapidly downhill and Im perverse enough of mind as it is!

Well, we could always discuss hot chicks in leather...uh...I mean, that fine television drama, Xena:Warrior Princess. I'm sure that would be a major improvement!


Get your mind out of the gutter! Mine needs room to float past!

Hot chicks in leather?? Now there's a way to pass the time!! mmmmmmm
Oh and Xena, of course!!

Sorry, my mind is making gutter-clog!

Just got the image of X+G in the hot tub in my head..... there's just something about wet women.....

(Oh God thats even worse...... hangs head in dutiful shame, secretly hiding big grin.... )

I am simply SHOCKED at such talk!



*pictures X & G dancing together in the temple *



Huh? What? Did somebody say something to me???

I think your halo's slipping... you want to watch that!!

Ok, dont say dancing in temple... you cant have all these sexy images in your head that I can only imagine!
My imagination runs wild enough.....

"may need to go lie down...."


Gees, why am I saying stuff that only leads my mind to a whole other place??!

I'm afraid "needing to lie down" was an unfortunate phrase to choose...





*straightens halo virtuously *

and no matter what I say now, it'll only make matters worse!!

Erm..... thinks hard for something 'sensible' to say...... erm.....

Demi Moore..... mmmmmmm or not?

Demi? Mixed feelings, depends on the role. When she's hot, she's REALLY hot. But she just doesn't always work for me.

Did you ever see the show "Witchblade"? She (can't remember her name, the show didn't last long) had her moments, though she wasn't to die for...

Its ringing a distant bell somewhere in my head, cant say I remember her tho!

But G.I Jane.... c'mon!!

This is the bit where you laugh hysterically at me..... Alyson Hannigan.... in my opinion, never a finer woman walked the earth! Its a red-head thing I think!

Ok, you can stop laughing and get up now.......

Alyson Hannigan... sorry, the name doesn't ring a bell... who is she???

Other than a redhead, that is!

"falls down in absolute shock"

She was Willow in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and in the American Pie films.... got piccies over at A2097308 (i think)

Easily the cutest thing in the entire world!

Better pics at A2105344

OK, I recognize her, just didn't know the name! A little youngish for me, I'm afraid...

(ducks for cover from thrown objects)

She's only 6yrs younger than you! Not alot in the grand scheme of things!

But once we deal with the temporary insanity she's suffering, she's mine!!! ..... its a phase, she'll get over it......

"crazy girl with huge delusions of grandure and wild and insane notions"

Who is your ideal woman then?

After all we've talked about, you have to ask? XENA!

Specifically, Xena, not Lucy Lawless (though she's pretty fine on her own merits!) It's the character that really appeals to me: strong (but vulnerable), dark, complicated, gorgeous...


*deep breath*


Yeah, Xena. That would be her!

I figured but thought Id ask just in case there was some other leather-clad hottie tucked away in the depths of your mind!
And of course, the whip and ability to get her legs into various heights and positions have nothing to do with it at all!?

Also, AH looking v.yummy in the leather too!!


"deep breath... big sigh"

As we all know, she has MANY skills...