h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Personally, I generally find computer problems infinitely easier to deal with THAN people problems

*rolls eyes*

Computers are infinitely more logical. Tell me if you see the irony in this:
Firstly I'm told that the fact I seem to really care about people is a good thing and the reason someone chose to talk to me in the first place.

Then I'm told that I shouldn't care about people so much.

Lastly, they tell me their problems, because no one else cares to hear it...

Now if that made sense, multiply it by three different people.
*confuzzled*

*hands Evangeline a *

Perhaps it's time to go back into hiding?

Thanks, for the that might make it easier to decipher, really couldn't make it any more confuzzling.
*sips

Seriously considered hiding, but afraid I'd look neurotic or something.

Meanwhile, the original problem with someone else is better...
*really wants to hide*

You're welcome to hide in my spare bedroom, but be warned that my dogs will rat you out for next to nothing...

: Evangeline? No, we've never heard of her. What's that? You've got beer and milk bones??? You'll find her in the back room, but I never spoke to you, got it?


*hands over another *

Hello & massive, but gentle s (gotta consider that wrist-how is it Ranger?) Was just cooking & eating supper...how've you both been?

Thanks.
Anything I can bribe the and even the with to keep my whereabouts a secret?

*sips *

Hiya Jazz! I'm ok, the wrist is about the same, but stitches are out...YAY! Full details of the doctor visit today are in post #114 of this thread.

Still horribly cold up there?

Evangeline: I'm not sure the is bribe-able. She doesn't like treats. And threats are only moderately effective

As far as the , you've just got to make them a better offer. for Roxie , tomato juice for Buck . Plus lots of treats and runs.

So hiding here might not actually be all that restful, but would get you a long way from the swamp!

Oh yeah, still very cold...thanks, I'll check out that post hun!

The exercise probably wouldn't be a bad idea...

::shopping list::

juice
Mr. Barky's treats(Maverick approved dog biscuits)

*waves*
Hi Jazz.
Sorry, didn't see you for the simulposts.

On the plus side, while the may not care to help you out by keeping quiet, she probably also won't care about helping out whoever comes looking for you. So she's probably not really much of a factor.

And if you come prepared with that list, the will welcome you with open arms... er, paws...

Hi Evangeline, how's your day been?

Glad those stitches are out Ranger & I really hope that getting the wrist looked after, takes care of the elbow!

You and me both, Jazz! I'm really ready to get my arm back and move on with life!

Yeah, I know what you mean!

If the need extra bribing, Mr. Pugsley's(peanut butter flavor) treats were another of Maverick's favorites.

My day was okay, just enough to keep busy without being over stretched. Thanks for asking.

How are you doing?

I'm doing fine Evangeline, had a phone call just now. But I got out to the club last night...great , a couple Coronas...cured the cabin fever!

, , who needs more?

Right, simple pleasures!