h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Two extremely NOT politically correct sites:

http://maddox.xmission.com/

http://www.somethingawful.com/

Though of course, if they were politically correct, they wouldn't be funny.

Here is a favourite comedy show:

The Fast Show
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/suit_you.shtml

sorry, don't have any links, but agree with those who appreciate Spike Milligan, Bill Bailey,and the fast show. Recently on I've been amused by Little Britain on TV (maybe out on video). I don't know how well it will translate asross the pond though.

The Pink Panther Films:

http://inspectorclouseau.com/scenes.html

Red Dwarf:

http://www.jupitermining.com

Great leads! Thanks all.
Keep them coming.

I Have recently heard of then watched Bill Hicks.
New discovery for me and seemed like maybe a bit late, has he died?

I have a few new ones to me to check out! YAY!

Kat I must review the 2 or 3 Kats I know on the site and get clear once and for all. I think maybe one Kat that used to visit the eyes thread has left and one is a young student recovering from an accident then you the Thinker. Are you a scout or miner? One Kat is.
Is that right?

Thank you for bringing it to my attention!
I will make sure I am familiar.
I do recall posts from "The thinker" leaving an impression of a good thinker
With all the name changes on this site,I did wonder....

http://stats2.flabber.nl/pages.php?d=10

http://funny-pictures.com/

before we go any further, NO! I'm not gay!but this site has some good 'Animal' type humour on it, not to everyones taste, but you never know

http://www.ohmary.com/main.html

does this apply to some world government leaders???????.
answers on a postage stamp..


THE BOSS....

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss.

The brain said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss."

The feet said, "Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss."

The hands said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss."

and so it went with the eyes, the heart, the lungs, and all the other parts of the body, each giving the reason why they should be the boss.

Finally, the asshole spoke up and said it was going to be the boss.

All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. The asshole got so angry that he blocked himself off and refused to function.

Soon the brain was feverish and could barely think, the feet felt like lead weights and was almost too weak to drag the body anywhere, the eyes grew bleary, and the hands hung useless at the sides. All pleaded with the brain to let the asshole be declared the boss.

And so it happened; all the other parts did all the work and the asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of crap.

THE MORAL: You don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an old asshole.

Alternate moral: No matter how well things are going, it can all be shut down by a single asshole.

I prefer the latter moral.
Thanks for the giggle Manimal.

I see that here in the UK we are being treated to all the old TV comedy programs that we were made in the 70s on UK Gold.

Even ones that were made in black & white, and we are paying all that money for a colour license

It would appear that they can not make any decent comedy any more, mind you a lot of that is due to all this P/C brigade nonsence!

Seems that our British sence of humour has had to cut back in order to pander for these sad people
Smudger,

Not sure exactly what they went on about but it has had a damper on things,mostly the wrong things IMO.

Like the whole thing with sex and violence on TV here.
When did a boob ever hurt anybody?
I am sure there have been some freak accidents but overall less than with weapons!

Yea! Abbi, they sencer all the violence & sex out of the TV programs (well as much as they can)Then they sell these computer games to the kids! and they are a lot more violent than the TV shows!
Smudger,

Bill Hicks is dead . John Bonham is dead . George Harrison is dead . Hunter Thompson is dead .


Bill Bryson remains a ray of hope.

John Bonham---John Henry Bonham--Led Zeppelin, if only time travel, I wouldn't be here

You and me both, bro.

"Bill Bryson remains a ray of hope."
I'll check on that onesounds familiar but not sure.

Oh wait up - I'll catch a ride with you time travelers!

Comedians

Randall Hopkirk deceased http://hopkirk.whofind.net/

Comedians

Randall and Hopkirk deceased http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/randall2.htm

One Foot in the Grave http://www.mgnet.karoo.net/ONEFOOTINTHEGRAVE.htm -

One Foot in the Grave http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/onefoot

Animal,

I sent "The Boss" to my son as he knows quite a few s and it made us both laugh.

Oh, and to anyone interested Bill Bryson is very funny. His views on the British Isles and its' peoples are brilliant.

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