h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have made a few of my hotter ones recently Terri right now I'm taking a brief break from eating a leftover serving of a relatively medium spinach/lentil/onion one I made on Tues., with a whitefish fillet. Oh yes, still doin' my kitchen duties at the club - some great over the past month & more to come. And while it hasn't warmed up yet, a couple recent rains have helped things start to get a bit greener.

spinach, lentil, onion

Do you do international takeaways?

HEY i made a damn near perfect Masala Dosa, i deserve a medal!

zdt

Terri! "And I bestow the nation's highest culinary honour, most deservedly..."

And you haven't even tasted it yet! You should be careful, don't believe everything people tell you on the internet. I have a brilliant cartoon stuck to the side of my Beast, remember "The owl & the Pussycat went to sea" poem?

OWL:To pussycat, in pea-green boat: "On the internet you said you were an owl!"



zdt (gerbil balti & hamster gulab jamuns are )

it's late here, i should be in bed really!

Ok, goodnight Terri, you ish

WOWEEEEE!!!,hi all,now that has just done my confidence the world of good!!!.
hi jazz,hope your'e keeping ,nice to see you.xxx
passport at the ready terri!!!

Hootoo sapiens (h2g2 sapiens) is not new

my journal of March 10, 2002 "I am not a geek. I am a H2G2 sapiens!"
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I thought i saw that somewhere
Good you posted it pheloxi.

I wish I could edit my user page.
I have been getting "I'm sorry...." for a long time!

'I have been getting "I'm sorry...." for a long time!'

Really? That's no good. Do you know why?

would you rather get "I'm sorry, so long and thank you for the fish!'

to use paraphase and orginal Douglas Adams' saying?

No pheloxifunny!

It is a a no service available - site experiencing problems....

But I did manage to get into it last night.
The public complaining seems to fix it.
The computer likes to make a liar of me!

public complaining help with speed of a snail.....

sorry...I promised myself not complain any more about this since I started in november 2002.

I think if website is doing well they should increase the max users with a lot more than did last year.

example for website:
let say a website has currently an avarage of 100 users. you can know that it can go up and down in day. the website should try make it posible that about 150 users can use it comfartably. you should keep monitoring your website and if the avarages on day goes up to 125 users you need to adjust your accessability if this daily avarage comes closer to 150 users., because you want every one on your website. my advice is not increase avarage ib this case to 160 users, but rather to 200 users.

I know that is all dependable of computer the website uses. more users mean that you need stronger parts for your computer to handle more users, but if you have popular website you need to keep that in mind and may be do not buy too small in advance and invest a more.

Yes pheloxi!

Yep! your right there
I came jumping in here all excited the day I got my up-grade to Broadband (256Kps)

Only to find that the site was just as slow as my old dial-up

the other site I go to is really fast to surf now, especially in the Forums where I change pages a lot
Smudger,

The site is running super fast at the moment(I may have spoken too soon ), but I agree, despite my 576k broadband access it generally runs like a snail. I also get the frisk auntie search tool far more often than I would expect.

Hi TK, Youve lost me there with the "frisk auntie tool" what is it??
and does it speed up PCs??
Smudger,

the BBC's nickname is Auntie Beeb...

Yeah, you know when you click on a link and it takes you to a page saying....

'The service is unavailable, would you like to search the BBC?'

Thats what I callthe frisk auntie page I only wish it made the computer faster!

Well here we go AGAIN!! the white screen and the LLLOOOONNNGGGG
delay to load pages I given up now!!! Its now 19.50 hrs on Tue 12th May, and Ive had enough
Smudger,

Seems like the days my computer works either my body or the site does not Hard to get all three going