h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, the wool's been pulled from over my eyes. Hark, behold the saviour!

Oh, no - it's just you.

Do stay again though.

Hi boss!

First things first: you've written "a few edited entries..."? If that's what you call a few, I'd hate to see what you call a lot. Stop being modest!

For the tshirt - try getting it wet and stretching it gently manually.*

*Elentari is not responsible and cannot be blamed, sued or in any way punished for any damage or changes this may or may not cause to said tshirt.

Wet t-shirts? Oh good grief I now have a most unexpected image of

I'm not gonna shrink. I weigh only about 185 lbs at 6 feet 4 inches. That's lean enough for me.

I haven't gotten the inspiration to write number 100. I always wanted number 100 to be the best. So, that's tough to do. I mean, how do you top an entry about filibusters or third nipples? Maybe I'll start experimenting on the shirt and write an entry based on my results

Hi Jodan! Good to see you about.

Speaking of Italics... whatever happened to Derek? Is he still around?

I haven't seen the italics on their individual accounts for ages.

Derek?

He was and possibly still is, the new italic. Haven't seen him for a long time though, so I'm not sure if he's still here. Nor is EMR, evidently.

He posted in the Subs group a few weeks ago. On-site, I think they've taken to posting from the h2g2Editors account rather than using their own.

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One I can answer, been there, got the t-shirt

When the solo badges were announced, I had a few EG entries in other accounts, which I just emailed the Eds and got them changed to my main account.

Tell me about it I have 5 solos under three aliases. Fortunately the whole badge scheme came into being as a result of two of us hitting the ton though so I suppose by started the whole trend off the asnwer is still the resounding NO I was given at the time to get past the 100.

*polishes Jodan's new badge*

Ah, well, I've got the 100 badge now, which is nice I suppose. And I've got what is really, officially, I guess, the 100th in PR right now. Kind of liberating to have never had a 100th entry. Takes the pressure off to make it something better than I could really write.

Congratulations.

Congratulations Jodan. That is quite an accomplishment.

Likewise. Have some fishjuice, sheep boy

Hey, you certainly seem to be lurking a lot for someone who's grown out of this nonsense

Grown out of it? Surely not! I'd been assuming he'd only popped out for a turkey on rye and would be back any time.

You know your lunchtimes take a turn for the surreal whenever someone finds one of your own hootoo entries and forwards it around the team for everyone to read.

Which one? Do they know you wrote it?

Rule to Help You Find your Remote Control A835391. One or two know my nom de plume from other sites but several do not. I'm letting them digest it a little first. One actually said that part of it sounded like I'd plagarised it in a recent open mike spot, if only they knew.