h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not many others are online. It feels very quite tonight...

So, Canadian are you? I don't know much about Canada, aside from Bret Hart (wrestler), a legendary conflict between the US and you lot (like us English and the Welsh methinks), that you have slightly different accents, that there is lots of snow & therefore it is cold, that there are wolves there, and that half of it is French...oh and the usual Celine Dion/Brian Adams/kittie/Alanis Morrisette stuff.

Anyway, just wanted to say howdy, because there is no one else posting regularly right now...and I have seen you around (not too difficult for me - I have successfully been the top poster on here for about a week) and don't know much about you!

Jus' being nosey really. Didn't realise you were from a different country!

Think of all the water between us. Modern life, eh?

Not just the water but 4,000 miles of land too! If you have a site that checks other people's weather, try out Vancouver where I live for a while. You'll be surprised it's on par with Northern England for weather and much like London for the summer. It only snows here for a week or two a year and it hasn't got below 5 C this winter so far. As far as the Francophones go we have to learn french in school for a few years but I haven't ever used it in Canada. They are only a (very vocal) ten percent of the population! The music you know is like only knowing pop from Britain. Find Cowboy Junkies or Wide Mouth Mason on line. Better yet the Little Big Band if you like retro.

Don't mind nosey. Like your point of view. Just leaving work to go home and get p****d with friends. Stay stirred but not shaken.

C

I'm actually hacked into this site through my TV...as I am to the net. The firewalls are usually up against net access, but right now they are down...which is fun...

4000 miles of land? Jesuuuuus. That's wider than the whole bloody land mass I am on! In fact, I'm pretty sure that is over 4 times wider than this landmass I am living on!

*aargh* Don't throw new music at me. I'm having a hard time with my own culture, let alone other stuff.Apologies for my ignorance. Although Kittie *are* a metal band...albeit a mocked metal band in my social circle...

Have a fine evening sir. It's early morning now. Should go to bed, but what a waste of time that would be!!!

I prefer you in your building overalls personally, but I like your views too. At least enough to leave you a message!

Sleep tight with dreams of dungeons, flames, guns, and...peace.



C

>dungeons<

...is the more pleasant thought...



*waves*

Oh you sorry wench, were it that I was less than thousands of miles from you. In a matter of hours my friends have turned me into a sodden reflection of my former self. Here's to you and me and if ever we should disagree. f... you and here's to me.

Aaaaa where are you, of the flames, bullets, and tart retort? Fallen asleep in front of the screen?





C

Hey mister drunken Canadian man, it MAY be 4:30am here, but I have other posts to answer. Being the top poster on the site, I am therefore the most seen. People DEMAND my attention.

*raises her glass*

To me, you, and the vast expanse of water between us...

Here's champagne to real friends and real pain to sham friends. (and it's not a contest..)

What's the difference?

So are you up for actual conversation and the occasional flirtation, or are you too drunk? You are the second of my online buddies to have just sent me a drunken message...

I'm too old for you for a flirtation but a drunken message I am up to. The ultimate test of inebriation- the sentence "The Leith police dismiseth us."

Ah you're no fun. There's no such thing as *too old* for me in the male species. Well at least, not until "it" stops working and the skin begins to get unsightly. T'is natural.

How MUCH have you had to drink, may I ask?

Oh, I've scared you off then. sorry. You may want to try another thread I've managed to over respond to. -http://www<.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=198701&post=2633261#p2633261> I think you are more qualified. C

Eh, what?

*teehee*

Ye can't even write links properly man!

I can, I can! It's all the that J squared poured down my throat. (John, James, and Jonesey). Try: -http://www<<.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=198701&post=2633261#p2633261> G*****n I hope I got that right (and the *s) Up the Yanks! C

Nope. What time is it where you are?

...(If you can manage that simple task that is)...

Damn I did it again. Try-

<Hooray!.

I will now. How old are you anyway?

it's 09:06 PM and the rat b******s want to go to the pub since all my drink is drunk. I have succesfully kept them out of the office but occasionally let your responses go through the door. i think i have to go....

Twice your age you hussey so get your hands off my leg!