h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just read 39. If you only knew...

Ok OK. If only. Safe to say, I am out of here now as well. To bed before the sunrises. Although perhaps not STRAIGHT to sleep...

Happy drinking...

Just got up with thick head (almost one here). Up and about so I'll be logging out soon. Reread the postings- you cheeky monkey! I've been strung along by the best I think! Ahh the fine art of flirting.



C

Aaaahhhhh...of course...although I wouldn't say "strung along"...

Fine then, give me a full and complete discription with all relevant details. I will return the favour if I am satisfied...



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(oops, got a little excited there...)

Description? Of what exactly? My life? My cat? My bedroom? My interior digestive system?

Sorry. I have the attention span of a rabid flea tonight. I'll have to lassoo myself down...

OK, I'll start. 6'1", 15 lbs overweight, much too old to be even talking to you. Likes marmelade on whole wheat and tea for breakfast. Allergic to cats but I love them. Used to sail but it's too expensive now. Drinks to excess on occasion and trys other things from the past now and then. As a male is endlessly horny as are we all. Happy to live on the edge of the world but just as happy to travel.

Me.



C

Oh I see what you're getting at now

Most of this is dotted here and there on my u-space, but here goes.

Me. Female. 5"7. Overweight also, but in the right places & am also learning to eat right. Don't know my weight. Great Marilyn monroe-esque figure. Nice breasts, and no over-abundance of hair ever. Originally brown hair, but I'm currently growing our black dye. Said hair touches shoulders. One tattoo right between my shoulderblades. My next one will be Jessica Rabbit on the expanse of my left calf. Has an affliction for older men - pereferably around the late 30's, early 40's but thats not my fault so . Doesn't like marmalade, doesn't like toast, but does like eggs in the morning with sweet tea or coffee. Abstains from many things, but likes the occasional drinking/dancing/clubbing expedition. As a female, I make the most of my adoration of men, and try to ensnare as many as I can but is (usually) monogamous. I love my hometown, but I want to travel through America, a little of Europe, some Japan, Rome and Egypt before I pop me clogs. As much as I love my men, I love my words. And sometimes, it is hard to choose...

Love to read your stuff. I'm out of your range age wise (late 40s) but you seem like the right stuff. What's the tatoo you have now? I always wanted a watch face on my wrist (08:45) and a bar code on my arse. Always wanted to say "It's early yet!" Or "I'm not late!". and scan myself at an all night grocer after a night out.

C

Late 40's? Ooh. That's pushing it. You really *would* be old enough to be my Dad...but I'm OK with the Oedipal situation if you are!

Still, bet you are good looking. You sound it!

So how come you are single? That's a little devastating from my POV. No guy should be alone. Well, failing that, no guy should be alone without a good porn stash.

The tattoo I have now, is of a decayed stone cross wrapped in thorns...got it done on my 18th, four months ago. Twas fun. Paid for it myself, and was the *only* birthday present I got. ALthough I keep forgetting it is there...being on my back.The only time I see it, is when I'm checking stuff out in the mirror after a bath

Not single! Check my space! Sally is my significant other but we are quite liberal about the whole thing. Then there are my road trips......

Anyway I didn't know I had to be *true* to a casual friend who flirts on line??

Ahh what a rich fantasy life we all lead.







C

Must have overlooked the female in your life then! *meanders off to have a nose at the userspace again*

Fantasy indeed. Though you still have to buy me drinks-until-I-get drunk if I ever turn up on your doorstep. Highly unlikely by the way, but one can dream...

Overlooked that. Lazy reading.

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I'll be buying you all the drinks you want, and Sally a flight to LA. We both travel more than 50 percent of the time and a little company is welcome.

If you want to talk to her about it let me know.

C

Uh...I have very little room in my life for conversations with my own gender. Look at my Friends list. All male. So that would be a no, even if she is a lovely person!


Where do you travel to?

Company, if required, is always available

Hopefully going to Athens for the Olympics, otherwise the usual all over Canada and the US for tv stuff. I used to travel all over for figure skating but that has dried up. Now I sell myself to the highest bidder and tend to stay home more. I don't miss it all that much since I got very tired of living out of a suitcase and eating bad food.

C

Ok, so by process of elimination, you work in the genre of sports media? Oui?

*all sorts of cliches arising in one's mind*

I'm a cameraman who used to specialise in sports but now I do comedy, drama, and commercial work. Lately I have been locked into charitable stuff (heart rending pictures of those in need) but I find it a bit draining. I think I will get back into sports a little if it doesn't mean I have to travel for months at a time. You've probably seen my stuff, what do you watch?

C

Charity? Aargh. *Film buff side shows here* all those ing close ups and voiceovers and lanscape shots. I hate any kind of charity related filming.

Cameraguy though. I'm impressed. Heavy b*****ds are they not...?

I watch a lot of things. Not a sports fan though. Depends on what you do to tell the truth...define some stuff...

*is wondering whether her favorite Canadian will be online tonight*