h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any jobs going!? *giggle*

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*thinks* I see she really does have a !

Well I see your qualifications, so why not!



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Well actually my neurotic kittie is black & white...sleeping on the couch...ahhh...so ugly-cute...

Mine are *smoke* which is black tips with whitish roots (seriously!) and a tabby. Both Maine Coons (BIG- the oldest is 18 lbs). Jack an Bubba.

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Arw. Maine Coons are pretty!!

I have five kitties.

Rosie - Mummy cat to two, big-assed tortoise-shell (sp?). Mostly called the Queen Mother.

Eddie - Big. Ginger. Gay.

Jess - Small cutest kittie in the world. T-shell like her mum. Has a rubber glove fetish.

Tiggy - Ginger. Skilled huntscat. Innate intelligence.

And neurotic Lemmy. Female, but named after Lemmy from Motorhead. Neurotic & loves me the best...

Have had others, but 5 is about the limit in a small flat like ours.

I my kitties...

Both male. Bubba is 14, arthritic and loves to have the top of his tail scratched. He also likes to sleep in the bathroom sink when he isn't drinking from a stream of water I must provide last thing at night and first thing in the morning. Jack is 16 months and can run around the room on the walls. He will do *anything* to play with his glitterball. He also plays fetch which makes me laugh every time. I am alergic but have some meds to deal with it so it's not so bad.



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I think the most bemused I have ever been, is when Jess brought us home a Koi Carp...twice her size. Was quite impressive. Maine Coons are HUGE though...I like the idea of Siamese cats. They scare me.

Anyway. Cats cats cats.

Back to flirting. Much more fun

I'll make you purr....

*giggles*

Back to your job qualifications. Do you radiate a lot of heat, then?



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Actually, I do. I have very good circulation. Although I'm feeling the cold quite a bit right now . Suppose it all depends on the body I'm with and the materials provided...

Well there's-

*radiant*- caused by close proximity
*friction*- caused by rubbing two things together
*chemical*- a result of mixing different liquids
*biological*- the combination of two warm-blooded sources
*mental*- the raising of temperature due to the brain's function

Which one?

I'd say all, in this order, with these accompanying effects -

Radiant - "hey, hello there!"
Mental - "mmmm"
Biological -
Friction - "MMMM!"
Chemical - "Aaaaaaaaahhh"

And then of course there is the *and relax...* aftermath...

That would be the second law of Thermodynamics where excess heat from the hotter body would gradually disapate to the cooler body. Then do to Entropy excess heat would radiate or conduct to the surrounding space.


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Now would that cause excess moisture?

In a closed environment the moisture would provide enough or hopefully excessive lubrication to prevent heating itself to the vapour point and evaporating or even boiling away.

Ain't nature grand?

*sigh*
Indeed.
So what exactly would be the best positioning for this trick of heat-sharing? I'm only little...

*licks lips*

Weeeeelllllll..... As I told you I'm 6'1" so what would you think might work? (Given that the aforementioned friction reducer was created by me while not actually all on your reclining device)

*begins to feel the heat already*

I usually find my body accustoms best to some kind of base to wrap around...but I'm always warm beneath a hefty covering at the end of the day...

Well I feel that initially a warm blanket would suffice, but not so heavy that I would suffocate. At the same time I wouldn't like the object of my attention to cool. Shortly after that the blanket would not be needed. I assume a short time in between would be necessary in order to remove excess generated lubricant from my visage. Hmmm?

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