h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*giggles* *want's to away but is caught within a certain mangetism*

Welll. Hmm. I would suggest a scattering of pure cotton blankets, that are easily manouvered, so as to cut out any draughts...exposing the necessary elements when...well..necessary...

Of course a suitable environment (which is to say very warm) would also provide the correct catalyst to the reactions. Then the artificial coverings would be completely unnecessary. All that would be required would be appropriate support from below. Say a towel on a sauna bench....

*raises eyebrows*

I'm finding it increasingly difficult to post replies...hope you know that...

Towel on a sauna bench would work fine. However, necessary safety padding might be needed in the surrounding area in case of overbalance. I would suggest an appropriate stance for myself to prevent this : for example, legs wide apart, arms wrapped securely around a steady object (which should be moving at a steady pace)...what do you think?

Perfect. The base would be strong and steady.

Now that the experiment is complete our results should be kept to ourselves. (*double blind*).

No need to reply to my overzealous suppositions any more.

*catches her breath*

Ah. Shame that is as far as it can go...

Sounds like fun!

Well....I was rather surprise that only the *arms* were securely wrapped. I was thinking that both arms and legs should be in order to allow for an easy change from horizontal to vertical.

All apologies. I was rather taken by the thought...so much so that I didn't type half of the theory I was thinking. I agree. Do go on...

A warm environment would supply further lubricant on external surfaces. This could be removed at any point providing my salt content needed replenishing.

Failing that, a quick rub down would suffice.

At some point, I would feel the need to undertake some subterranean exploring, perhaps taking things to hand myself, or perhaps even deeper. I trust that would be acting upon your wishes?

I would caution going beyond a point that I might reach. I would hate to be responsible for any property damage.

I'm sure that's covered by insurance.

Although...I'd much prefer the whole package than the exploration of the tool...

I have to leave but I think I might have some trouble driving thinking about all the nooks and crannies, peaks and valleys that need exploring. How very scientific of me!

Well, I should hope so too. Just drive safe & have a lovely dinner and all of that lovely considerate stuff



Myself, I am either off to bed, or to write. Haven't decided which, but it might just be the latter aided by a coffee...if I can concentrate that is. Might just sleep instead...

Just watched *The Osbournes* and had a vision of you as a writing version of the singing daughter (already forgotten her name and I've heard it a million times). Ewwww, I'm a dirty old man! We should cease and desist.

Nah you aren't...I couldn't cease and desist even if I wanted to

I'm older than Kelly Osbourne. I look different. Um...being a little rock girl, I'm actually quite like the Osbournes, by music and not genes...but then so are a lot of people by that judgement...

I'm like me. That is the best explanation...

*giggle*

BTW, how was the big date? I hope your creative juices are flowing again.

C

Big Date? With Bob? Not happened yet! Friday night! And we are only getting drunk...I don't think either of us is going to attempt to pull each other...

I've got to get up early tomorrow to get my hair cut

That would be the highlight of stuff today...

good luck then- gotta go to work. Sounds like Bob wants to show off a bit of his crop, though- now *that* would start you writing.




C

I don't like that implication...I may be out to pull someone...but Bob? Didgy,

Have a good day!

It was a great day, and better yet a short one. I meant the crop he grows as in the both of you consuming some <!> I hear the mushrooms are lovely this time of year

C