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Post 41

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Jamie Mitchell,my cousin of course.Whoops RL.the little blighter!


You can take your Cheddar Gorge and shove it.

Post 42

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

Hahaha, little Jack? I have seen him and his wife in London Colney Savacentre and in St Albans a few times. They are a pair of utter fools. She wears sunglasses, miniskirts and all the rest of the tat to go shopping in and looks distraught if people aren't paying her any attention. Surprisingly her kids are never around though. She is so selfless, she seeks to keep them out of the spotlight of the media by keeping them 200 miles away from her at all times. Not that I'm suggesting she is a shallow fame-seeking non-entity, just that she has gladly dumped her kids like a shot to shack up with a talentless soap actor.


You can take your Cheddar Gorge and shove it.

Post 43

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

You lying get,you saw that in heat magazine.Now i've got to go in about ywo minutes.Lemarr,Sinead or David?


You can take your Cheddar Gorge and shove it.

Post 44

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

No I didn't I saw him in London Colney Savacentre and M&S two weekends ago whilst getting some shopping with my big bro. Ask him if want, he'll tell you so. I certainly don't read Heat magazine, it's a rag of pornography sold on the lower shelves to the weak of mind and soul.


You can take your Cheddar Gorge and shove it.

Post 45

Great Ceasers Ghost

You gonna give me a lift home?

That would be nice

Any ideas for tonight?

I fancy a cheap one


You can take your Cheddar Gorge and shove it.

Post 46

Great Ceasers Ghost

Lemarr is the bomb, but his voice is too whispery
David is annoying and scottish
Sinead is very average

LEMARR TO WIN!


You can take your Cheddar Gorge and shove it.

Post 47

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

I thought you'd been sacked.


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