"Moo," said the fish
Hello! I am Stef. You may know me from such nights out as "A hell of a good time at Adam's" or "A rather jolly time at the Robin Hood".
Currently I am trying to build up my man breasts, so that I can drink more alcohol without it doing too much to me. Well done me. Being a lifeguard, I can't exactly be going around with a hairy beer barrell now can I? Wouldn't look right with the shorts. In my spare time I also like to write little stories, one of which I will recount to you now:
*clears throat*
"There was once a little ferret by the name of Gary, and he had a little furry friend, who was a skunk, by the name of Eddie. Now, because Eddie often smelt so much, Gary could not stand to play with him friend for long, and this made him sad. Even the nearby grazing mooses could not stand to graze there long. Gary decided he wanted to help his friend (mostly for selfish reasons, as he had no other friends, and wanted to be able to play with someone, as he soon found out that playing alone is *so* over-rated.) He formulated a plan to snaeak into the nearby deoderant factory, and steal a vat of newly made deoderant, so he could dunk Eddie into it, so he would smell pretty for the rest of his life.
Later that day, Gary put his plan into action, and aftert dodging some security dogs, he was able to get into the plant. There he found five large vats of newly made deodorent, and each had a large sticky lable on the side, saying what sort of deoderant was in each. Now, being a ferret, and having never done too well at school, Gary was unable to read these lables, so just grabbed the nearest one to him...
He managed to get out of the factory without further mishap, and scuttled off to find his stinky friend. He executed his plan with pin-point accurancy, dunking his friend like only a ferret knows how. When Eddie emerged from the vat of deodorent, he didn't half smell nice (and strong)! Unfortunatly, the vat of deodorent that Gary had stolen was infact Impulse, a girls deodorent, so poor little Eddie spent the rest of his natural life dodging advances from horney male weasels. Some might say he had been better off stinky."
The moral of this story: Never drink things that are given to you in milk bottles at parties. It's never milk.
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