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Butter.

Post 1

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

It has come to my attention that your moral has bu**er (that word was "butter"!) all to do with your story. Please do something to remedy this fact.

Also it has come to my attention that it is someones birthday in five days time. Now I can not for the life of me think whos this could be, but any help with remebering this would be greatly appriciated.

And there you have it, I have upheld my end of the bargain, now you uphold yours.

Love you more then chocolate,
Liz xxx


Butter.

Post 2

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Also more then twinkies...and pizza...


Butter.

Post 3

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

It's my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder why the moral of the story is completely irrelevant. You keep hanging it you silly moose. Who is this Doctor MO (more like doctor BO ha ha haha ha)


Butter.

Post 4

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

He's a guy that lives in Widnes. And what has that to do with you? You get lesbian lap dances!!


Butter.

Post 5

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

fine! be like that. I was just wonderin'. "i told them that wehad already got one" (chuckling)


Butter.

Post 6

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Hmmm...I detected a hint of the green eyes monster! I think its very unfair that you went to wet tshirt competitions without me, and get lesbian lapdances! You should learn to share!!
Good work for replying though! I shall see you tonight!
Liz xxx


Butter.

Post 7

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Hmmm...I detected a hint of the green eyes monster! I think its very unfair that you went to wet tshirt competitions without me, and get lesbian lapdances! You should learn to share!!
Good work for replying though! I shall see you tonight!
Liz xxx


Butter.

Post 8

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Hmmm...I detected a hint of the green eyes monster! I think its very unfair that you went to wet tshirt competitions without me, and get lesbian lapdances! You should learn to share!!
Good work for replying though! I shall see you tonight!
Liz xxx


Butter.

Post 9

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Hmmm...I detected a hint of the green eyes monster! I think its very unfair that you went to wet tshirt competitions without me, and get lesbian lapdances! You should learn to share!!
Good work for replying though! I shall see you tonight!
Liz xxx


Butter.

Post 10

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Hmmm...I detected a hint of the green eyes monster! I think its very unfair that you went to wet tshirt competitions without me, and get lesbian lapdances! You should learn to share!!
Good work for replying though! I shall see you tonight!
Liz xxx


Butter.

Post 11

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

Are you trying to confuse me with all those postings which are exactly the same? It's not my fault you didn't go to newquay and it wasn't my fault that you went to menai. Do you really think that i wanted you to go there? hmmm!


Butter.

Post 12

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Ooookk. I SO did not post it that many times! smiley - weird

And thats certainly true, but I know for a fact that you were loving every minute of that wet tshirt comp. And how do I know this? Because you're male. And not just any male, you are in fact MY male, and no male of MINE is going to go to a wet tshirt competition and not enjoy it! smiley - winkeye


Butter.

Post 13

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


Butter.

Post 14

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

See? Not only do I own you, and therefore could legally thrash you to within an inch of your life, but I am also always right! Yay feminism! Go me!

n/b: I wouldnt ever intentionally thrash you, would be to make you unhappy, and I don't want to be the reason you're unhappy. That would just make me unhappy, and I *really* don't want to be the reason Im unhappy!

xxxxxx


Butter.

Post 15

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

shush!! stop confusing me you silly moose. I fart in your general direction!
xxxxx


Butter.

Post 16

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Don't you shush me boy! What was confusing about that then? Hmmm...

Just had the most fantazstic band practise ever! It was in Kingsley Scout Hut (don't ask me how we managed to wangle that one?!) and becasue its a fairly large space I got to jump about and do the duck walk! (You'll see that on Friday!) I've not done so much exercise! I was very impressed. But now my ears are ringing cos it was so very loud! Oooohh...

Your mother was a ham(p)ter and your father smelt of elderberries!

xxx


Butter.

Post 17

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

ham(p)ter, that is very bad speling me dear. Mirs lindop ain't so i have 4 hours free! yay! xxxxx


Butter.

Post 18

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

"Mirs"? Thats very bad spelling Stefan (to say nothing of the fact that you spelt spelling wrong!) smiley - laugh

Thats so unfair! I hope you used your time wisely, ie you actually did some work!

xxxxxxx


Butter.

Post 19

Stef (keeper of the lack of creativity)

The spelling mistakes were deliberate to humourise your spelling mistakes. I'll try for my jokes to be a little less confusing next time.

xxxxxxxxxxx


Butter.

Post 20

Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner)

Ok. Well, I hope you are looking forwards to tomorrow night, as we are ready to ROCK YOUR SOCKS! We are gonna rock so hard with our card tricks and silly jokes that you people will not know what has hit you!

plus I love you! smiley - winkeye
Elbow xxxxxxxxx


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