h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Plus I love you, what's that all about. Woohoo, we break up tomorow which takes away all my woories (at last).Ict is a kkknnniiiiggitttt of a subject.

Your an evil minx, i blow my nose at you!
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Thats not very nice! In fact its gross, gunky and a little sticky!

Don't worry, next time I see you I'll put my hand in your pocket. *evil snigger* Horney fool.

Love you (ouch!)
Liz xxxxx

I like to see you try small one. I watched Bambi today. Don't ask me why, i just did!

love stef
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Ha! You watched a Disney film! Through choice! You weren't even coerced! Hahahahahahahahahaaaa....

I will try even harder now! And I am sooooo sorry. Damnit. Never listen to me ever again!


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never listen to you again? why? Come to mine tomorrow!

love you lots
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Ok do then. And what the hell are you doing in IKEA of all place, when you should be HERE!! It is our anniversary today, incase you hadn't noticed!

Happy Anniversary! (*snigger*)

love you
Liz xxxx

There's nothing wrong going to Ikea as it has a trendy ball area. I have just this minute finished being beaten up by a five and six year old. The kick to the balls, the double punch to the cheek bones and the biting of the fingers were the top three methods of beating me up.

Love you
(all bruised up)
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Having just read through your conversations with Dr MO, I would like to question you on certain aspects.

1) "'little plastic duke'?! So that's what they're calling them nowadays is it?"
This ammused me greatly but also wondered, "Why?". Please explain.

2) Since when has little miss Peaches been calling me the Stefmeister. It is a bit strange, however, it does have a certain ring about it.

3) Driving test on the 20th May!!!!!!!!!! You tell Dr BO and little miss Peaches but you won't tell me. Ha, well now i know and i am going to tell everyone. I will also plot more with Aaron and Eddy.

Scowl
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Awww...my poor bruised baby!

OK so...
1) If you had read fyther you would have ascertained that it was meant to be "Little plastic duck!"

2) She does it on and off, it better than being the "Hairy egg" though, right?

3) I told you this one on the phone! And plus, i know Im going to fail it, and i figured if i didnt tell you then i wouldn't be as humiliated. So there. And please don't plot, thats really mean. Im insecure! Be nice to me!

4) You shouldn't be reading my messages anyway!

see you later xxxx

bring me to life

how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where i've become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home wake me up inside
wake me up inside
call my name and save me from the dark
bid my blood to run
before i come undone
save me from the nothing i've become

now that i know what i'm without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

wake me up inside
wake me up inside
call my name and save me from the dark
bid my blood to run
before i come undone
save me from the nothing i've become
bring me to life

frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

all this time i can't believe i couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
i've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life


Class song i think you'll agree,
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And I am sooo gay for that album!

miss you
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What was that all about today? You had me quite worried. And you were soooo rude to Helen! I was shocked. Shes really nice when you know her!

yeah, you beg!
you have no right to say that when you don't want me to sit with you!

oh shush. we've been through this already. plus you love me again now so Im all happy again.

Plus I think that little dude is really cute, almost as cute as:

lots

(that was a ewe, as in you!)

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Ingenious! Remember pics 2moro please. I shall now read your other messages.

Pics? What other pics? Pics of you you mean?

My English teacher is mean to me, as she made me get up when I could have been having a very long much needed lie in, but noooooo! She had to come round and make me sign a cover sheet didn't she! Just cos I neglected to do it beforehand!

Darn. I missed you last night. Love you.
Liz xxx

I feel so loved! Matrix Reloaded! WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Let's see it again and again and again.

I CAN GO,
WITH THE FLOW

LOVE STEF (go on, you know you want to! This invitation goes out to any other women (NO MEN) who may be reading this!)

p.s. I'll try to find the recipe for orgasm cake!

"No thats your line!" *faf-faf-faf!*
Ahhh...you crack me up! ("You slay me! Santa could ride on you!")

Excuse me, but even if lots of other women did love you (aside from maybe you mother) none of them could have you because you are mine! So there! Therefore you should always feel loved no matter what! Heehee...

Guess what?!
Liz xxxx

Oh, and go here, becasue I rock! (And I love you lots!)

http://www.hotpix.freeserve.co.uk/ts01/tsban030.htm

Love Liz (go on go on go on go on go on!)
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