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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Started conversation Nov 3, 2003
Mi mi mi miii... la la la laaaaa....
*clears throat*
Happeeeyyy Birrthhhhdaaaayyyy toooo youuuuuuu, hapeeeyyyy birrrthddaaaayyy toooo yooooouuuu.... happeeeeyyy birrthdaaaay deeeaaaar Existential Elevatoooorrrrrrrr.... happpeeeeyyyy biiirrrrttthhhdddaaaaayyyy toooo yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
*cue the pub band formerly known as 'Muse'*
*realises this is not for EE but for herself*
Apologies
*Led Zepplin play*
*the 
flows and general happiness ensues*
Well, the thing is with birthdays, you get a lot of things quoted at you, inspirational messages, Monty Python sketches, humourous sayings and the like.
Here are some:
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live
You're not getting older, you're getting better
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
Well lots of dead cats and bats on your birthday, hope you like my present
*hands over a bogey green tie with stains on it*
It's Versace don't ya know.
Well toodle poodle pipski, congratulations on surviving past infancy and the like
Natealy
x
*apologises for the lateness, this wasn't (surprisingly) due to me forgetting, it was due to g2 not posting my goddamn birthday song. I had a band, a bar aand balloons (although they were slightly warped)
eg.
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Can you see the balloon? Nah, didn't think so.
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Existential Elevator Posted Nov 4, 2003
Thanks Nate 
Very nice balloon, by the way 
Oh, and that isn't Versache, that's my school tie! 
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 4, 2003
You're welcome.
I would have got Jimi Hendrix but he wouldn't wake up.
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 4, 2003
I blame the vomit.
The tie suits you by the way...
*is rather p*ssed off that she had to pay £960 for a tie that turned out to be identical to EE's school one*
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Existential Elevator Posted Nov 6, 2003
*points out that it was the thought that counts, and that the D&G version costed close on £3,000*
Pehaps we should give him a spongebath<?> *shudders*
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 7, 2003
Sure. I'll do the top part..
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Existential Elevator Posted Nov 8, 2003
*shudders*
Maybe we can just ignore him and hope he finds his own way back to wherever he came from...<?>
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 9, 2003
I like that idea.
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Existential Elevator Posted Nov 15, 2003
*is worried that Jimi is now dead*
I can't see him breathing...
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 16, 2003
*pokes Jimi Hendrix with a stick*
Uh oh... Uhm... whatever happens, we'll stick to our story... okay?
The story being you killed him. 'hem. Yes.
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Existential Elevator Posted Nov 17, 2003
Me!!
Mah, perhaps a run in prison will straighten me out... as long as I don't get tried in Texas...
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 17, 2003
I think you need it... I've spent time inside y'know... yeah... *manly sniff*
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 18, 2003
MEE? I'll have you know I'm a perfectly well adjusted individual.
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 20, 2003
Who am I kidding. I'm a head case.
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 23, 2003
Weird and proud.
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