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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 18, 2003
Obviously nothing of interest.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 21, 2003
Uh huh...
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That's so interesting.
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 22, 2003
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Oh bother, I'd just cleaned the forum too...
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 22, 2003
Goshdarnit. Why do you always have to set yourself on fire, Nate? 
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 22, 2003
I want the attention
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 23, 2003
Anywho.
What's "Santa" going to bring you this year, Nate?
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 23, 2003
... is what is asked for: acoustic guitar, Lichtspielhaus, DVD player, several Micheal Moore Books, Catcher In The Rye
what I shall recieve: hairbrush, dressing gown, free watch, chocolate santa, Catcher In The Rye
[statistics based on last years presents]
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Jan 1, 2004
I won't bore you with the details.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 5, 2004
Oh c'mon, that's half the tedium of Christmas! Not to mention all those cards you can't be bothered to write out, all those people you don't want to be nice to and all those relatives you only see once a year who tell you how much you've grown....
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Jan 5, 2004
I don't get people telling me how much I've grown. I get people saying:
"Oh but you're so much prettier than you used to be!" 
I did get to see my cousins though. Whom I love dearly. My cousin gave me his old guitar, which I have to get restrung. My other cousin looked shocked and said how much nicer I look and then gave me her baby to hold.
I'm in love with that baby. It's not a baby. It's a demon in a baby's body. It has the possibility for so much evil! She loves me too. She held my polack nose and gave me evil little grins. I have a new favourite relative.
Ach. I'm getting all gooey and big eyed.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 16, 2004
Not getting broody for a deamon of your own, now, Nate? 
I'd personally take "You're so much prettier" as an insult. I work damn hard to be unattractive! *ahem*
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Jan 17, 2004
Aaah no. I just want one for a couple of days then I'd give it back.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 25, 2004
I'd happy keep one for a while longer if it was between the ages of 7 and 13, even though my warning label apparently says 'unsuitable for ages 14 and under'
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Jan 25, 2004
Due to small parts?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 27, 2004
I'll have you know I'm very sensitive about that!
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Jan 27, 2004
There there, surely you get plenty of e-mails about cures?
I sure do...
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About 5 a day in fact...
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 30, 2004
It does tend to make you think... erm... but I /don't/ have one to enlarge 
Makes you feel inadequate somehow
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Jan 30, 2004
*thinks*
Eureka!
Buy a sports car... works for men
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 11, 2004
It really is a shame most of the rest of the world realises this logic...
Key: Complain about this post
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