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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Nov 30, 2003
Too true.
Every day I get slightly more confused.
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 5, 2003
Why's the sky pink?
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 6, 2003
Because that vocano just errupted.
Perhaps we aught to run for cover?
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 8, 2003
You could do that. I'd rather wait for my doom though.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 8, 2003
Fair dues.... Here, have this umbrella...
*hands Nate a rather pathetic looking pink frilly thing*
That might help 
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 11, 2003
*as it happens, pink frilly umbrellas are the one defence against the apocalypse*
Darn.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 11, 2003
Ah well... Better luck next time....
How are things in NateLand[tm] anyway?
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 11, 2003
Very. Uhm. Uninteresting.
My hair is blue. My old Music teacher suddenly likes me because he realised I have more than one braincell. I'm deciding on my A level subjects. I'm also scared of my new Maths teacher who tucks in his shirt so it looks like he has a permenant erection, who told us he was a bicycle aand we could ride him if we wanted, aaand who told us he left his last school because he 'went for' one of the pupils after they hit him with a stick. I met Micheal Palin. He signed my book. I have the flu but no more time off school. We have the carol service tommorow which means:
a)sitting on a cold, hard chair for two hours or thereabouts and singing carols which involve high pitched notes and as I have a sore throat, makes it so painful I end up mouthing the words, which I do anyway, but this time it's painful
and then
b)running in the pouring rain to catch the bus that parks in the carpark nowhere near the abbey for about 2 minutes and then leaves without half of the passengers.
On Saturday I am going to Nottingham and will have the choice of either:
a) sitting watching the news, the news extra and the late news with my grandparents while they call me Maria, Nina or Anne, and then ask me what's wrong with my hair
or
b) sitting in someone elses living room while a group of rowdy drunk Private Eye readers try and test me on current affairs and then repremand me for not knowing who wrote some obscure book which they probably made up anyway, then having a group of middle aged drunk women giggling like teenagers and talking to me about boys and saying I won't get a boyfriend if I don't smile, I then spend the rest of the evening wondering why the boy who usually attends these things, and is really quite entertaining (last time we spent the whole night talking about a purple camel), isn't here and how he managed to get out of coming.
But anyway. How're you?
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 12, 2003
Iiiiiiinteresting sounding maths teacher...
I've more or less worked out my A-level subjects, leaving aside my usual changing my mind every 20 seconds.
We had carol service today... Our usual church is erm..broken? So we had it in the school hall. I didn't sing. I never sing. I'm going to the 8th level of Hell, no reason for trying to get Brownie points now 
Ah. Nottingham. That sounds like so much fun.
Good luck with finding puple camel boy.. sounds like your only hope.
As for me... well...
I'm walking, for a start. The blood tests came back normal. Joy. So basically nobody knows what's wrong with me. Rather depressing, but still... Only a week left of school and then I can pretend to be interested in Christmas.
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 12, 2003
Oh dear 
I'm sure it's nothing too serious. Possibly stress related? You can blame any ailment on stress... "Arm bitten off? Aaah, stress, take a happy pill and a holiday. NEXT."
Sooo. A-levels eh? Hmm. So what have you narrowed it down to?
*more inane ramblings trying to cheer up EE*
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 12, 2003
Doc's already tried to blame it on stress...
Urh.. call me stupid but if it was stress, why haven't I been like this for the past SIXTEEN years! *ahem*
A levels... well....
I'm thinking either:
English langLit, RS, Physics and Psychology
....And well many other variants that aren't generally that different. You?
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 12, 2003
Gee. Very similar. English lit, Psychology, Government and Politics, Philosophy and Ethics (or) Biology
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 12, 2003
We don't do philosophy. I was toying with the idea of politics, though. But then I thought... am I /really/ that evil?
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 12, 2003
I sure am! Looks like it will be hell.. the class will be full of people I hate. Brilliant.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 12, 2003
Last year at my school there weren't enough people interested for them to be able to run the politics course.
Most of the people I hate will probably be pushing boxes at Safeway by next year. All is right with the world
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 12, 2003
The problem is. I am surrounded by intelligent idiots. Which is depressing.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 12, 2003
Can't be as bad as knowing that you'll never be able to set foot in a supermarket. Ever.
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R.G.W - And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... [temporarily or possibly permanently missing] Posted Dec 12, 2003
you can order online...
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 18, 2003
Fair dues... fair dues.
So what exciting things have been happening to you lately?
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