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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 2, 2004
I know what you mean.. I guess I'm a bit like that too.
I tend to write things a little driven by one moment, and they're very short. I'm sure I could make a good shot of sewing together your subplots 
It'd be like a giant jigsaw to work out..!
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TeaKay Posted Dec 3, 2004
Only way to be.... unfortunately.
It would. Like a giant patchwork quilt.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 4, 2004
Nah... makes you realistic and unrealistic at the same time. It's a good thing, ultimately.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 8, 2004
I knew what I meant. Or something. Or nothing. 
I had a letter from Leiceter today....
...It was from Barclay's. 
?
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TeaKay Posted Dec 8, 2004
Glad someone did.
Oooh, why Leicester? Is their head office there?
No thanks. I'm trying to decrease the girth of my midsection.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 9, 2004
It's a good start 
Yeah, that's where their head office is 
The letter opened "Now that you have just turned 16...." Stupid people. They're a year behind.
How about a 
instead?
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TeaKay Posted Dec 9, 2004
Now, it's just convincing everyone else that's the problem...
HSBC think I'm still at uni: You're not alone.
O.k. They're good for you. Especially if you're a gentleman.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 10, 2004
I'm on it!
What is it with banks being in a time warp?
Why so?
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TeaKay Posted Dec 10, 2004
If they got things right, that'd indicate some level of organisation, and that'd take /effort/.
Tomatoes are generally very good antioxidants, which as we all know means they reduce the risk of cancer. Apparently they've been particularly linked with reducing the chances of more gentlemanly cancers, if you know what I mean.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 11, 2004
Ah.... Kind of like how anything is in an administrative centre... I guess I should just be grateful that they spelled my name correctly 
Learn something new every day...
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TeaKay Posted Dec 11, 2004
Yeah, I get all sorts of miss spellings. Actually, according to Orange, I'm "Miss Thomas Briggs". I've been "Mr Briges", "Mr Broges", "Mr Biggs" and god knows what else...
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 11, 2004
Que any gingham dress and army boot jokes...
I'm not quite old enough to be on any junk mail lists, to see what gross misspellings of my name can be managed.. It always amuses me, however, that my mother gets mail for "Mrs Shaggerty"... there should be a gap between the "s" and the "h"
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TeaKay Posted Dec 12, 2004
I'm not quite ready to visit the king of the potato people on a magic carpet.
It started for me well before I was 18. But it really started in avalanche- quantities when I hit 18. Just you wait...
That's quite funny
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 12, 2004
Awwh, why not?
I don't think I've ever had junk mail adressed to me Just lucky, I guess.
Amuses me
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TeaKay Posted Dec 12, 2004
My gingham dress isn't back from the cleaners yet.
Very lucky... Just you wait...
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 12, 2004
Goshdarnit. Don't you think to keep a spare?
*starts waiting*
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