h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or alternatively opposite Elstree studios. I can see it all from my window. Absolute s**t hole this place is! Met Goldie a few months ago and Dean Gaffney's car broke down in the bus stop outside the office.

Can't you pretend to have an office just beside the staples in the centre pages of the Radio Times(or any other listings magazines)? Leave Little Mo alone,don't you read HEAT or something? Poor girls just had a miscarriage.I wouldn't care how shite the job was i'd people spot all day....but then I am so easily pleased.And I'm not a graduate.....

I am not overly excited by the sightings of celebrities. I have fun occasionally spotting really random ones and attempting to swear at some or hurt them, eg I jumped the red lights where Primrose Hill crosses the road to Chalk Farm Road and nearly took out Gail Porter, her husband and child who were dawdling in the road on their way to Regents Park.

I have also met Alvin Hall countless times and continue to be thoroughly frightened by him. That Sophie Ellis Bextor seems to be at Stanstead and in Hampstead whenever I go to there and I am convinced that continental house DJ Timo Maas is stalking me at the moment.