h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The mind boggles.

OK, we can start the new one tomorrow.

Ooooh, I have some good ones for that, too!

I'll kick off with a classic...

Lawnmower Deth - Got No Legs, Don't Come Crawling To Me

Not midnight here for just over two hours, but what's two hours(in the big picture I mean)? Thought so...

Yakuzas - Black Market Liver
The Teeners - Flappin' Gums
Blah Blah 18 - My Tonsils are on fire!!

Kate Bush - Sat in your Lap
Severed Heads - Dead Eyes Opened

Hmmm... Let's see:

Brain Washing - Bob Marley
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - the Beatles
Bad Blood - Bonzo Dog Band (Does blood count as a body part?)
Whiskey Headed Woman - Canned Heat
Hard Headed Woman - Cat Stevens
Flop Eared Mule - [traditional fiddle tune]
Du bisst doss licht fun majne ojgn (you are the light of my eyes) - Roswitha Datsch + Katharina Müther
Cold on the Shoulder - Gordon Lightfoot
In the Belly of the Snake - Monkey Island Soundtrack
Dark Eyes - Harmonious Wail
Your Father's Feathers - Mancini Pops Orchestra (nobody said they had to be *human* body parts )
A Loving Hand - Kevin Coyne
Take Her In Your Arms - The McCalmans
I've Got Two Legs - Monty Python
Cheveux d'Or (golden hair) - Tri Yann
Trying To Throw Your Arms Around The World - U2
Grandmother's Eyes - Rock, Salt & Nails
Bleeding Heart - Jimi Hendrix
Draggin' My Tail - Eric Clapton
Snake's Hips - The Georgians
Somewhere In The Minds Of Men - Barrowside (do minds count?)
Bright Eyes - Art Garfunkel


And somebody has to say it: The Penis Song - Monty Python

My Brain is in the Cupboard Above the Kitchen Sink- Alien Sex Fiend
Hand of Law- Radio Birdman
Maggot Brain- Funkadelic
Eyes Without A Face- Billy Idol
Gary Gilmore's Eyes- Adverts
Head Like a Hole- Nine Inch Nails
It's Called a Heart- Depeche Mode
TV Eye- Stooges
Titties and Beer- Frank Zappa (I can't believe I got to use this twice in one week )


More later...

a few more...

Heart-shaped Box - Nirvana
Heart Of Glass - Blondie
Heart Of Gold - Neil Young
Piece Of My Heart - Janis Joplin
Kind Hearted Woman - Robt.Johnson/traditional
Blood Red Hearts - Lauren Agnelli & Dave Rave
Back To The Heart
The Tears Came Down On Billie's Eyes
Mister Silver Tongue - Agnelli & Rave
Porcelain Heart - Opeth
Over My Head - Powderfinger
Head Over Heels - Tears For Fears
Hand Of Fate - The Rolling Stones

Funky Butt
My Eyes Keep Me In Trouble - Muddy Waters

Kneed in the Groin - The Dairy Brothers

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie
Mud - Tiger Feet
Cheeky Girls - Touch My Bum (This Is Life)
Wedding Present - Brassneck
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes
Janis Joplin - Piece Of My Heart
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipe Of The Heart
Frankie Valli - Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Janis Joplin already.

Sniff & The Tears - Hand Of Fate
Busta Rhymes - Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See
ZZ Top - She's Got Legs

Silk Skin Paws- Wire
Eardrum Buzz- Wire
Eye Of Fatima- Camper Van Beethoven
My Pal Foot Foot- the Shags
Teenage Head- the Flamin' Groovies
Holiday Head- Screaming Blue Messiahs
Head- the Jesus & Mary Chain
Monkey Face- the Jazz Butcher
Face Up- New Order
Stones of the Heart- Mental As Anything

Fat Bottomed Girls- Queen

Oh, and Wire again- Kidney Bingos.

Nova Heart - The Spoons http://www.nme.com/video/search/spoons
Eyes Of A Stranger - The Payolas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_fVnE3xHY

Ah, you beat me to the Payolas. Just remembered I had that one on my Zen (which I haven't gotten out to peruse yet).

Must admit I never did catch them live, unlike The Spoons.

yes, Under My Thumb - The Rolling Stones

Kirsty MacColl - Head
Tom Lehrer - I Hold your Hand in Mine

Fingertips - Emiliana Torrini
Fireheads - Emiliana Torrini
Hold Heart - Emiliana Torrini
Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad? - Moby
My Fu@king Heart Will Go on - Blacksmoke
The Heart's Filthy Lesson - David Bowie
I can't feel my hand anymore....- múm
Take My Hand - Dido
Hands around My Throat - Death in Vegas
Head - Death in Vegas
Two Hands Two Eyes Two Feet - Mesemenie
Foot and Mouth 68 - Gorky Zygotic Mynci
I Hung My Head - Johnny Cash
Lovely Head - Goldfrapp
Can't Get you out of my Head - Kylie Minogue
Can't get Blue Monday out of my Head - Kylie Minogue
The Blood - The Cure
Blood and Thunder - Ultra vivid scene
Blood and snow - Susumu Yokota
God put a smile upon your face - Coldplay
Green Eyes - Coldplay
A rush of blood to the head - Coldplay
Raining Blood - Tori Amos
This wicked Tongue - PJ Harvey