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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation May 13, 2005
.........for a few days on a top secret mission
so you may well see even less of me than you normally do 
bet thats cheered you all up no end.
Jack, 
Evangeline, I suggest you keep a safe distance away, infact stay under the desk and barracade the doors, this journal is likely to fall into disaray
TB, keep your hands off Jack I shall be keeping a close eye on the situation *takes out his eye and pops it on TB's shoulder*
Scan and Reef, can you please try to keep TB occupied and away from Jack for me whilst I'm popping in and out of here 
GB, Please do not run amock through this journal encouraging lil like you normally do, I shall be back to check the goings on. 
I'm warning you!
Anyone else who decides to pop by ARE YOU MAD?!?!?!?!?!?! 
NOW CHILD WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!!!!!
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Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( Posted May 13, 2005
Ok then... Bye...
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted May 13, 2005
Have fun, bring me back a stick of rock
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Evangeline Posted May 13, 2005
A top secret mission... Good luck.
*barricades doors*
*hides*
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Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} Posted May 13, 2005
*Waves*
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JinjerTom Posted May 13, 2005
Any burglars reading this?
Cal's going away.
The address is....
*gurgles and struggles for breath as hand is clapped over mouth*
It's OK - I don't know it really!
*yelps with pain as kicked in groin by several burglars*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
*drags in Rob the Carpet*
But CAL!! It is fun playing with the amocks!!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 13, 2005
Here you go lil. *Hands lil an amock.*
And why not have some 
while you're at it.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
Thank you GB
*sips Cals and watches the amock running through the house*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 13, 2005
Oh, there goes the window.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
GB you are not supposed to play 
in the house!
*looks at the hoop on the wall*
It's basketball! Slam Dunk!! 
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Yay!! 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted May 13, 2005
*The basketball hits GB on the head.*
Lil, that was my halo, not a basketball hoop!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
*puts on her glasses 
*
Sorry GB...
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 13, 2005
*picks up the amock and gently places it back in it's cage*
*picks up the bottle of that lil is drinking*
Ahhh finest lambrini thats Dax's hope she doesn't find out </>
*takes GB's so called halo and goes outside to play frisbie with it with snowy*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
Dax's! 
Sorry for the mess Cal
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 13, 2005
*starts subtly looking for Jack*
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- 1: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (May 13, 2005)
- 2: Hati (May 13, 2005)
- 3: Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( (May 13, 2005)
- 4: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (May 13, 2005)
- 5: Evangeline (May 13, 2005)
- 6: mazie (returning soon...) (May 13, 2005)
- 7: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (May 13, 2005)
- 8: AlexAshman (May 13, 2005)
- 9: JinjerTom (May 13, 2005)
- 10: Scandrea (May 13, 2005)
- 11: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (May 13, 2005)
- 12: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 13, 2005)
- 13: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (May 13, 2005)
- 14: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 13, 2005)
- 15: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (May 13, 2005)
- 16: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (May 13, 2005)
- 17: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (May 13, 2005)
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- 20: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (May 13, 2005)
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