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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
I got him!! 
*
s up with Jack*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 13, 2005
*spots Jack with lil and surreptitiously siddles over to them, in the subtle way he studied at the scottish school of spycraft and subterfuge, where he slyly snaffles the supremely sexy Jack and sprints off with him*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
Oh!!!! 
Now Cal will blame me for that too!! 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 13, 2005
*secures Jack off screen, where noone will find him and returns to comfort lil*
lil, don't worry about that, I've got it all sorted...
..we'll blame GodBen
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
do you think Cal will believe me? </>
*snuggles in TB's arms*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 13, 2005
Yeah, he should do, I'll tell him it was GB's fault too, and I'm sure most everyone else will be happy to go along with that.... in preference to some Cognitive Bahavioural therapy delivered by myself with the aid of a 2x4 with a nail through the end
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
you might need to use that too </> 
Yooo hoooo.. Jack where are you???
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 13, 2005
don't worry about him, I've got him somewhere safe where I can play with him at my leasure
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 13, 2005
But... that is what I planned.. 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 14, 2005
*walks towards the stage and see's Jack sitting in the wings*
No one talking to you Hunny? 
*wisks Jack off to his hotel room*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 14, 2005
*Prods TB*
Now look what has happened 
*watches Cal whisk Jack away*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 14, 2005
*pops a cardboard cutout to replace the real Jack so TB won't notice*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 14, 2005
*giggles*
Do you think he would fall for that??
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted May 14, 2005
*Replaces the cardboard Jack with a blow up Jack*
I don't think TB will mind
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 14, 2005
A-Ha! My lifesize, lifelike and anatomicaly correct REALJack (c) Doll worked
*runs off and gets the real Jack out of a large cardboard box marked 'Miscelanious props' and comes back on stage with him*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 14, 2005
*sees that TB has fallen for the Jack looky likey that he planted eariler*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 14, 2005
*Realises that this isn't the fake Jack he put in the box earlier*
hey! someone swapped my fake Jack for an inferior quality fake Jack!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted May 14, 2005
it was lil </>
*hops skips and jumps back to his hotel where he has the REAL Jack saftely 
ed*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 14, 2005
*phones Cal's hotel room*
hey Cal, when you've finished with my REALJack (c) can you clean it, thouroughly and return it to me, that cost almost £2000 to get made. Thanks
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