h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*goes all out with a tophat and cane then starts dancing bits from "A Chorus Line" *

Yeehah!
*starts tap-dancing on the side*

what have I told you about dancing on the taps, you'll mark them!!!

The domestic is coming in tomorrow - it's ok

don't come running, crying to me if you fall in the bath and break both your legs!!!

Wow, that sounded just like a teacher I had in elementary school.

But I've done this lots of times before! Nothing is going to happen!

*ducks to avoid any lightning bolts that may follow*

We made an egg salad.
There were bits of dye every now and then that had soaked through past the shells though... so it was a tad oddly colored in spots. Tased okay-ish though. I do have some leftover titanium-oxide coated metallic looking jordan almonds though *do not bite down on on pain of busted tooth * and kosher marshmallows from an earlier holiday. Whee...

I've been meaning to make some deviled eggs but I've been fairly lazy lately with the coughing and stuff.. would need to make some mayonnaise first..

All I'm going to say is 'sore bum'

I'm a little confuzzled by that too.

I'm talking about this blatant disregard for saftey:

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And the fact that having this blatant disregard has already bit him in the bum, as so to speak

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That's as dangerous as saying 'may god strike me down....'.

sure is

We should add it to the list of things to never, ever say.

wisdom is something you get, 2 seconds after you needed it

Hindsight is 20/20.

no chance for me then I already need glasses