h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blown up? I'm glad that I'm not your house-keeper.

I portioned up, and froze, the remains of our turkey feast yesterday. There's only so many ways and days a person can face some stuff, eh?

Most of our stuff is gone, still got the tin of Roses I got from work but they're good until september

September!?!?! What do they put in that makes it keep for so long?

What's goose like anyway? Never had it before.

Coral, might be a slight delay in the discbeen having wipe XP fun again, over xmas

Whenever you and your computer are ready Prof

Never eaten Goose, it's supposed to be quite rich

Geese rich not seen many driving Bentleys Prof

as long as they pay their rent

Good one Prof

bantams are the worstalways fighting

err!we'll have to steer clear of that, or it could become a load of cock and bull

Can you say that without being modded

I'm the Prof

jealousy will get you anywhere

*counts off on fingers to the point ... *

Ah, now we know who they REAL power behind h2 is

morning all! just got up from a night of drunkness and debauchary and general mayhem, breakfast was indeed good and wholesome, the fried bacon and eggs were of a standard that i have only encountered once before, the company of companions at the table were in high sprits and therefore were all going out for a walk this afternoon with the dog's(GOD BLESS'UM) Rabbiting!

RJR chin chin

Happy Sobering up Rev

I'm mostly sober, so I'll guess you are referring to the other 'Rev'.

Yeah, I did mean Rev Jack

The Dog's(GOD BLESS'UM) have just really upset our new nextdoor neibour, she's not been happy with "us" ever since they moved in, back in the summer, so here goes, out on her washing line, was several pairs of her tights, and the opertive word in that last sentance was the word "was" as the dog's (GOD BLESS'UM) removed them and hid them for her........................... very thoughtful dog's(GOD BLESS'UM) i have, she did'ent seem to aggree with me! A odious little man, me, apperently, that seems a little harsh I said, when i'm the best part of six foot and quite round.............