h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, but I have a neighbour who does, and on occasion I've had to round them up.

omg lol hey i was just kidding you really are in the country .
Nearest i get to a chicken is tesco , mind you they have opened a new one at the end of my road .

My neighbour also breeds goats.


.... and just for the record I have been involved in the coralling of 2 bulls that wandered into the village one evening.


Ahhh, country life.

Your very brave i think .
I bet those bulls were putty in your hands , me i would probably get the red flag treatment.

The poor bulls were totally lost - just wanted back into a field I think - any field.

.... and it had little to do with bravery - you just don't want to see a bull bumping into a row of cars.

(what a noble nature)

Steady on there LSW, I'm just regular housewife and mother .... nothing special.

Who are you kidding , of course your special , i dont want to hear anything like that again Fizzymouse.
If the system didn't go haywire last night , i would have replied straight away .

Regular housewife, mother, poet, Sister, witch, carpet abuser, cattle-herd and trampoline catcher...

That's !!

Oh, and add "good friend" to the list!

How can I unsub from my own journal.


Stop it now and get back to writing poems.

oooh scary

For once I'm saying something nice,
A kindness to the
But is she happy? Is she heck!
All she can do is grouse!

The is quiet, bashful, shy
And she's beginning to wonder why
That LWS and Moonhogg (poor?)
Are flattering her - what is that for?
I have no money, nowt to share
Could it be they really care?
Or are they bored with little to do
I think that's more likely - don't you?

Quiet and bashfull , thats what it is
Bored , oh surely not our Fizz
With all the nice words that've gone before
Sure even with carpets they would not be sore

I just noticed I put a spelling mistake in my poem LWS instead of LSW

(aye bordom it is lol ) Yea i wondered who that one was about.
How is the project coming along ?

Oh, no further along than I was last night.

For some reason my employer expects me to work during the day - which seriously impinges upon my hootoo time.

Savage , scandalous , silly! I would report him for that .


So how long will the completed entry be , do you think are you stuck on anything?

The entry will be whoa ... I don't know. I think that scoundrel Percy will warrant at least a three parter - then there's all the other stuff.

If you're interested in writing an entry I could give you a challenge if you like.

Challenge ehh ? mmm. Well lets hear it then