h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bit quiet round here .I'm off for a
( maybe that should be )
What no verse ? I'm looking looking pale . What i need's a few pints of

Yay hey! I am squiffy!!
What do I care?
I love my friends!
Even though they be bare!

The mouse is nekid!
We all hide our eyes!
She continues to run.
We are not surprised!

A naked mouse - oh such a sight;
Could give a viewer quite a fright,
especially if it's rather fizzy
and the watcher is a trifle prissy.
Going natural is the way
To bring our friends back out to play
Until the mouse had done her streak
the conversation was quite weak
But a quick run round with nothing on
brought them all back - what a con.
It was nothing but imagination
ruffled the thread and shocked the nation.

She shocks the nation,
this likkul mouse.
She hides and scurries
about the house.
Do I worry?
Do I heck!
I have seen her running
about the deck!
Her nose twitches.
Her feet scamper!
Indeed, I would
never hamper
The mouse upon her run
nor would I care to
deliver the pun!

GB, lil, and Fizzymouse
all ran naked round the house
The rest of us just stopped and stared
Not believing what's been bared
I once thought they were quiet and meek
Now I can see their bare faced cheek

How delightful.

Yippeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! (minute) can i keep my hat on still ?

Why so , why so
whats it about ?
All so sudden ,a
scream and shout
Out of the blue,
a bare mouse flew?
Why so , why so
what should i know?

(nothing to do with thick pile carpet, is it ?)

Here I am again
Drawn back to hootoo
Must be the fun I have
Chatting to all of you

I missed you this week
While I was lying in bed
But now the blog
Is messing with my head

food fed
no thought of bed
where i could lie
for the last time
haizy daisy
sunny bunny
a lovely afternoon
nice end to
try and send you
my regards
and kind thoughts too
hope your swell
and i'll see you soon
dinner's over
the day aint over
the suns still shining
and i'm not pineing
for a kind word or two
for ive had kindness
and if you find this
and i wake not, from
sweet dreams
in my happy cot
i'll have no mourning
please remember
my flame's ended
a happy ember
( turned out a nice evening )

Is Fizzy coming out to play?

Hi LSW, nice poem

Hey thanks , hey i should thank you Fizzy, without a space to think and breath , i wouldnt be much inspired to think so. Thanks !
Why are still crying and have you really been streaking ( hey i miss all the best bits round here , dont I?)

Still no sign of DNA Messages who is being held in a broom closet against his will, so I'll cry until he's released.


Streaking me, no, you must be mistaken me.

You did! You did!! *points finger* ------>

yea thats what i thought . Pahh!!!
mmm Are you planning on streaking in the near future tho?
just joking

naughty

She even forgot her

You lot give a a bad name and all that.





It was Bel's idea anyhoo.