h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was thinking of becoming a BNP representative; they give you a house and expenses and the suchlike. But then they are a racist bunch of w**kers. Still; every job has it's drawbacks.

What's BNP? Excuse my colonial innocence.

I keep on having to explain this.

B = British
N = National
P = Party.

You know what the Nazi Facist blokeys are? Well this lot are worse. Because they dress up in suits and pretend to be representing the white British people. They present themselves in a respectable package, but underneath the smarm and the handshakes and the fancy words, they are racist, nasty people with an incredibly skewed sense of history. And they target the lower dregs of society for votes.



But still. They pay well.

Well....I don't know if I could do that.

If you tend to not believe in the entire system I guess you could turn off your moral chip I suppose.

I *was* kidding. I want to commit cruel and unusual acts of violence on all and every person that even sympathises with them.

We have laws against that sort of thing.

I have a good feeling about you getting a job you like.

I don't. But I believe in you more than I believe in myself, so...wait. That backfires on me. B****r.

Hey Sat. I tried to send you an email and it bounced back. Is the address on your page accurate?

Right. There is something wrong with my email, obviously. You are the second person to tell me that.



I shall go and investigate.

Happens all the time with my address, or so people tell me. I figure it proabably wasn't important anyway.

Well you haven't emailed me before, so it *was* important!! Not sure whats wrong with it tonight.

Well, I was mostly emailing you so that you'd have my address. It's pretty basic:

[email protected]

I'll whack an email off to you now, and tell me if you get bounced back when/if you reply...OK?

Saturnine's whacking off to Wampus? Bad Saturnine! bad! ()

I do not have a pen-is so I couldn't exactly *whack one off* could I njan? Dirty boy.

Well, I don't know..

..anyway, I was only teasing. *sniffle*

Never miss the oportunity for a pun or misinterpretation of a post!

Aren't those part of The Rules?

What rules? I have no rules! Did I miss an assembly?

Imaginary panic, that's on page seven!