h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

An invite to Kansas!
::Jumps into a passing tornado::
You still here Toto?

So where's OZ

Too bad you all couldn't have been here. It was a lovely party (even though it was pouring down rain!) But everyone did a great job of wiping their feet, so no spots on the new carpet (YAY!)

And tomorrow I'm going to see the movie "The Scorpion King" starring "The Rock"! (yummy!) And Spider Man will be out in a couple of weeks! And we have a new Star Wars movie this summer! (YAY!)
Is life good or what?

Well, I'm off to bed... talk to you tomorrow!
( and all)

Hey l Met the Rock once He use to Wrestle Here in Memphis.

Isn't Oz right next to New Zealand??

Glad the party went well and nobody mucked up your carpet, Michele!! I'd have just turned the party into a Japanese style event and put shoe racks at the door..

So how's it going Batte` ole girl you missed it. So l guess those who know would have to say it ended early. The Lass was tired from work so there was no party. Maybe next time.

I was at Michele's Party, but she didn't see me, as I was hiding in a tree at the bottom of the garden, honest I got ing soaked, and nobody said "Ahhh! That poor little wet b*gger, lets invite him in and feed him alcohol" S'funny that...

We'er off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz.

*graps the dripping wet PS, twists him and wrings him out until he's not quite so wet... pops him into the dryer.


(waits for the dryer to beep)

'beep"

removes a huge fluff ball from the dryer (oops! forgot the dryer sheet!). Shoves him back into the dryer with an anti-static dryer sheet... turns the dryer on and waits for it to beep again.


(files fingernails)

"beep"*

*hears a thump thump ack sound coming from the dryer*

Michele dear did you remember to clean the lint trap first? Otherwise we'll be picking lint off the squirrel for days...

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Not easy to follow that!

Here dear, let me summarize for you:

"Thud" "spin" "ow"

LOL
Hands P.S. a huge bottle of asprin and a . Boy! The things a squirrel has to go through to get a drink around here!

and what's worse is his floopy skirt is all creased.

Yes! And that accordion pleat in his tail looks very fetching also!

Oh definitely! I heartily agree!

Hey... Didn't you just post twice?

No... I don't think so. You must be thinking of someone else.